I promised yall this would come !! SPOILERS FOR: ALL DANGANRONPA GAMES, DANGANRONPA ZERO, PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE ANIME !! anyways this is the last of the main series game roasts I might do UDG and anime exclusives (and the anime exclusives is just an excuse to torment ryota mitarai) 1. kaede akamatsu - the OG protag - piano girlie with aesthetic hair clips and an aesthetic execution to match - female protags get the ahoge treatment too guys!!! women's rights!!! - apparently killed rantaro so she had to say bye bye but plot twist it was actually tsumugi so our beautiful queen died for nothing bro :heartbreak: now komaru is the only legit female protag - before danganronpa she had no faith in humanity apparently so she was kiyo but like the opposite - insert der flohwalzer playing in the bg here as I cackle in my villainy - sayaka, ibuki, and kaede r the music trio and need to have a concert 2. shuichi saihara - the second coming of the v3 protag - depressed and emo but that ain't his whole personality - ultimate detective and apparently was a kyoko kirigiri wannabe - has a thin ahoge meaning he may or may not be trans (it's a theory in the community LOL) - wears a cap to hide his ahoge and maincharacterness - doesn't look suspiciously like makoto unlike hajime and komaru (yay!) - actually quite nice - has like no friends - imagine having to be the protagonist and suffer in depression because the OG died L bozo 3. rantaro amami - looks homeless + looks like an avocado so he's a homeless avocado - "ultimate survivor" but bro died first - survived a killing game before this one which either means he's a cold blooded killer who got away with it or everyone else in that game just REALLY liked killing each other - used to the the ultimate adventurer so he's actually amanda the adventurer and we should be glad he died first trust - sus kinda - spike chunsoft give us info on the 52nd killing game bru 4. ryoma hoshi - originally the ultimate tennis pro but he's to depressed so he's the ultimate nothing according to him - has the same birthday as me HELP - short gremlin who makes HIYOKO look tall (blud's literally 3'5 how is bro supposed to be over 10 again) - joined a tennis tournament madd by the mafia, won, and as a result they killed his family because he was supposed to lose (and they're salty losers). then ryoma kills a bunch of them (ft. tennis balls) and gets sent to prison because that's manslaughter (moral of the story don't deal with the mafia... looks at sato from the anime evilly) - actually eating candy in his sprite and not smoking (dw I thought he was too at first) - genuinely don't know how he played tennis at THAT height in his age bracket but hey if there's a will there's a way 5. kirumi tojo - ultimate maid - prime minister of japan and "serves her people" and killed ryoma bc she was prime minister and had to get outta that killing game - acts really super ultra mature which is crazy - was so mature that she was pretty much the mom of the group in which some (cough cough miu) were acting absolutely immaturely but like she died in ch2 and chaos resumed - has EMO hair which covers one eye - REALLY thought monokuma could be nice and let her really escape via the torture strand in her execution but too bad so sad the "exit" was a paper cutout and she fell to her death 6. tenko chabashira - sakura but nerfed - imagine only being good at ONE form of martial arts and not the rest haha L bro - got brainwashed by her aikido teacher into thinking that men and being around them would make her weak or smth so she evolved into "I hate men" - because of that she simps for himiko and is probably a lesbian - idk why she likes HIMiko yuMENo like bro tenko look at the "him" and "men" in her name aren't those red flags - needed character development but spike pulled a taka for the THIRD time and killed her off L bozo - seesawed by kork shingucci rip tenko - slammed himiko to the gorund. himiko is a basketball and this is proof (and tenko is the ultimate basketball player) 7. angie yonaga - "ultimate artist" but she's actually kinda a cult leader - worships a deity named atua and is the self proclaimed mouthpiece of atua and does blood sacrifices and allat rip - criminally underrated (don't jump me) - happy happy happy!!! but then that's where atua comes in and she starts acting interesting - TRIED to make a student council to organize everyone but got killed by kork so like yeah - oh my skibidi how I wish she could get a redesign (not that it's as bad as akane's but I feel like there was so much missed potential but that's for another project)
8. kork shinGUCCI - no I'm not getting his name right I refuse to - WAS an interesting character but the big reveal in ch 3 about his lore really killed all that they did him so dirty bro's character got ruined by that lore - that one seesaw guy - has faith in humanity and sees it as beautiful unlike pregame kaede wow!!! - "humanity is beautiful" says kork as he kills people (that's hypocrisy) - studies humans because he thinks they're cool idk - goes shopping at gucci no cap that's why he's kork shingucci - "yeah, I killed tenko!1!1!1!" BRUH WTH MAN WHY ARE YOU BASICALLY ADMITTING TO THE CRIME THIS ISN'T EVEN A CHIAKI TYPE SITUATION 0 braincell move 9. miu iruma - she may be in a danganronpa game but she's actually the secret collab between vivziepop and spike - literally "stereotypical vivziepop written character" atp bro - somehow the most liked out of all the... interesting characters idk how - gives shuichi food with her blood and nail clippings in it if you pursue miu's route like girlie what (I think she's more crazy than nagito guys) - bullies the flip out of kazuichi in ultimate talent development plan so she's the ultimate bully too!!! - calls herself the "gorgeous girl genius" but hey miu I got bad news for you... so not everyone in the fandom simps for her AND izuru + probably junko are canonically smarter take that - may kind of simp for an oil chugging clanker idk bro just look at that "maintenance" scene 10. gonta gokuhara - wants to become a gentleman but like. blud you killed miu by strangling her with TOILET paper you call that refined - literally tarzan but likes bugs - likes bugs. as in REALLY likes bugs and wants people to like em too (insert funni insect meet and greet reference) - saw hiyoko planning to kill ants in ultimate talent development plan and assumed she wanted to hug the lil creatures bruhh - "raised by wolves" but wolves in japan are extinct tsumugi do your research blud :skull: - I do NOT want to know what happens if he tried to brush his hair bru - might have won that trial if it wasn't for a certain purple gremlin who was part of the plan to go "yeah, gonta killed miu!!!" - he liked bugs and he got killed by bugs - tallest character in this whole series (which is funny because he and ryoma are in the same game and ryoma is the shortest) 11. kokichi oma - purple gremlin™ - has the same va as baby gangsta from v2 LOL - really likes normal grape juice just like hajimemes hinata but it's grape juice - literally just a jester type character - antag of v3 and is way shorter than byakuya and nagito which is crazy - had the best INTENTIONS of any antag imo but too bad bro did some of the worst stuff too - roasts miu and kiibo a lot because like why not - probably the most immature - "I'm a supreme leader and run an evil organization in the outside world who do shenanigans that affect a lot of people!!! trust!!!" man no one is buying that kokichi you're just too short 12. kaito momota - kidnaps depressed introverts at 12am to motivationally speak to them (shuichi and maki cough cough) then he died on them (he's the real villain of v3 guys) - ultimate mcdonalds worker (yes I'm referencing that one art of kaito and shuichi) - wanted to be nagito/nekomaru so bad so he has a terminal illness (and dies from it in the middle of his execution, L to monokuma) - goofy lookin lopsided haircut (search it up bro :skull:) what did he do to his hair - killed kokichi but technically kokichi planned the entire thing rip - apparently he might have been evil pregame oops nvm (look at his pregame face BRO) he looks like he killed at least one person before recording that 13. k1-b0 - oil chugging clanker - goes by kiibo lol - goes by he/him pronouns because robots have rights too - "that's robophobic" BRUHH - traitor who didn't want to be the traitor #3 - ahoge that can be used to broadcast to the outside world and not to be a protag imagine - literally the canon audience's self insert into the story imagine but then he pulls a monica, becomes kinda self aware, and self-destructs to end danganronpa forever (which is good for plot but not good for us fans) - name is a pun for hope haha very funny spike 14. tsumugi shirogane - thy mastermind - can only cosplay fictional characters according to her we don't know if she's lying or not - super unreliable narrator to the point where we have NO idea whether any of the shenanigans she talks about are true because yk. girlie is the ultimate liar - canon danganronpa fan but she must have been a hyper danganronpa fan to be chosen as the mastermind for the killing game bru - doesn't only cosplay, literally becomes people (so she's the ultimate imposter but she can copy body types and voices too!!! wow!!!) - naoto shirogane persona 4's secret sister (trust) - "I know everything and y'all are basically fictional characters atp" hey tsumugi did you predict the end of danganronpa huh (maki n himiko are inside the project bc no space here)
