The Hoard find The Treasure of Pixel Bay

Instructions

~~Bios Below Instructions!~~ Number Keys to buy a locked member Number Keys to summon an unlocked character at your cursor Space + No. Keys to upgrade member Click Slop to get rid of it Click Guys, Wizards and Dragons to get money. Press E to lay off members for more space You can have up to 30 Stock Points You can have up to 50 Members ~~Bios~~ THE HOARD: * Guy - These Guys just wander around and collect money. They don't do much else, they live paycheck-to-paycheck. A group of them is called a board meeting of Guys. * Frank - Scares Slop so much they spontaneously combust. Slop don't have normal fear, but rather shame they can't live up to the artistic classics. A group of them is called a fright, plural is Frankies, so fright of Frankies. * Football - A jock that politely asks nerds to give them their lunch money. A group of them is called a game, plural form is still 'Football', so game of Football. * Wizard - Blasts away slop and collects money while they're at it. They're very productive workers! A group of them is called a school of Wizards. * Dragon - Stores money so you can store more cash at once. Gold makes a deceivingly comfy bed (for a dragon)! A group of them is called a flight of Dragons. * You - Formerly Dr. Banarang before the messy divorce with The Banarang. Your evil clones are all gone and we're actually not very evil now that you think about it. You command the hoard to collect money, unlock new members, and upgrade existing members. A group of clones was called an illusion of Dr. Banarang Clones. SLOP: * Goblin - 1 HP, goes around and pickpockets Guys (and Wizards if it doesn't get blasted). Gives 1 SP when... "dealt with". * Monster - 3 HP, Immune to Frank. Slower, but tanky. Gives 2 SP when slain. * False Siren - 5 HP, Sings an AI-generated "song" that has been censored for your own sanity. This "song" stuns all Wizards, Guys and Football out of sheer cringe and confusement. Frankies are immune due to wearing noise-cancelling earbuds. Gives 3 SP when vanquished. Scrapped Bosses: *BOSS* Proto-Slop - 80 HP, An unholy amalgamation of all slop discarded by Sloppicuss due to a bad output by the Slop Machine. Can pickpocket Guys and Wizards. Takes 2x Damage from Frankies. Gives 30 SP when bested in combat. All Future Slop (excluding Bosses) get Double HP. *BOSS* The Slop Machine - 140 HP, Only spawns when you choose to activate it. Generates some Slop and cannot be hurt until all slop is dealt with. At 50% HP It creates a Proto-Slop. Gives 50 SP when destroyed. No more Slop will appear after destroyed, except for... *BOSS* Sloppicuss III, 500 HP, Appears shortly after The Slop Machine is destroyed. The Mastermind behind this Cancer. Can make Hoard members disappear. Forcefully. Cannot make Dragons disappear.