I love dandy’s world twisteds, but let’s be real. The Toons are WAY too defenseless in this game. So what if I actually fought these guys. So in this project I’ll answer that question! Bottom teir: They are done for. Toodles and Finn: I know these two could probably bite my legs or something, but let’s be real, they’re getting dropkicked. For Finn it’s even worse for two reasons, firstly he is the shortest twisted in the game, and secondly he is made of glass, so Finn is dead. Toodles will be a harder fight but I’ll just kick her head in. Rodger: Yes, he could get you out of the capsule. However, I’m kicking that capsule into a wall. What is he gonna do, he can’t walk in game! So I’ll win this fight. Poppy and Looey: Even though these two are twisted, they are still fragile. Plus with looey if I have scissors, I will just cut the string holding his head, he will just float To the ceiling lol. Eggson: Just like Poppy and Looey, even though he’s twisted his original design brings it down. If I take his cane he can’t do anything. Ginger: It will take her 1 million years just to get to me, and when she finally does I’m finna do a fannon Bobette and eat her. Don’t care what kinda disease I’m getting. Second to bottom teir: I’d likely win Default twisteds: They seem threatening until you realize they are the same size as the normal toons ( like 3 feet tall. ) I’m not gonna waste your time I’m gonna win. Middle teir: 50/50 and Depends Ribecca: What puts her above the other default twisteds is because she’s undead. She could survive getting her body torn apart. But that crack in her head gives her a disadvantage. Astro: He is the only main I have a chance against. I will be tired the entire time. So I dunno, I maybe could win. Connie: She can just turn invisible every time I try to punch her. And I’m not punching machines like Shrimpo. ;-; Blot: if was just blot by himself I’d win, but not with his big ahh hands. Glisten, Gourdy, and RND: Thesse three are special, because in the right scenario I don’t have to fight them. I’d probably be able to beat glisten and RND but not Gourdy. Gigi: You see, her hand does most of the damage, her body is useless. So I have a chance. Rudie: That antler looks nasty, I could dodge him or hold him in place by the horns, but that’s a big IF. Second to top teir: I’ll probably loose. The butterfly siblings: THESE TWO HAVE AN AIR ADVANTAGE, THAT’S UNFAIR!!! Cosmo: He has that big ahh hand, he’d probably take out my ankles and maul my face. The Craft siblings: They have range, however I believe there’s a small chance I could beat them due to their size. Squirm: He’d probably fall on me and defeat me in that moment considering the big back he is. Plus idk how I can reach him. Eclipse: THEYUM CLAWS MAN! Plus she can summon more twisteds to help her! Cocoa: She could jump on my head and kick my head in, I’m not winning that. Soulvester: Another unfair fight, HE HAS A WEOPAN Vee: The only reason she is not higher, is that she has no visible was to attack me. She still could electrocute me tho. Top tier: I’m cooked X_X Bassie and Sprout: These two can control vines! Plus sprout is like Cosmo times ten. Shelly: She’d absolutely maul me, she could also run me down. Bobette: Not only are her claws insanely long, she is such a big back that she could just sit or fall on me and I’ll get squashed. ( if you don’t believe me just look at her model in a T pose, it makes her normal toon model look skinny. ) Pebble and Coal: I’m not fighting them, I’m their chew toy. I’m getting torn into pieces by these two. Dandy: Even though he’s not a threat in game, I’d loose to him easily. He’s lethal so he could one-shot me. Also just like Bobette and Squirm he’s another Bigback so I’m getting squashed. Dyle: No… Just… No. He’s too fast.
My reasons are explained in the description!
