idk why I did this DISCLAIMER: I will be very rude about this movie lol I didn't like it so please don't take offence if you thought it was really good (I am way too old to be watching it lol) wowie 100 years oh heck yeah AM JAZZIN now hurry up I wanna see garfy wowie phone bigback butterscotch yommieee oh god the cringe woof woof wuffy wuf wuf- bro someone was hired to voice this guy- wheres the rest of the fud get abandoned no bro dont reach out like that I'm already emotional today dont do it broski he said wait STOOOOP bro just nearly got killed that would be an interesting kids movie BRO DONT STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD JONNNN (chat who remembers the jon pfp-) oh lol Jons a lonely single pringle Jons feeding him junk fud Jon just sitting at a table alone ordering family size meal Jon crawling on floor TINDER MENTIONED??? How many times is garfield gonna nearly die in this film, dude I'm 8 minutes in- Was that line meant to be emotional Jon. Buddy. This isnt legal. In many ways. odie looks demented this movie is so funny. I'm literally laughing. *not laughing* I got indigestion and didnt write anything for a bit lol light noit shnakkin' my teas gone cold and I ran out of focaccia w/ ma salad omg plottwistttt that wasnt obvious at alllllllllll omgomgomggg I love the fact they're putting a character with ptsd because his father abandoned him in an alleyway in a kids film ngl by the look of it he might also be a child of divorce so--- that was so not dramatic yet overly dramatic at the same time I cant figure out if they're a couple or not lol lactose farms oh yeah lol aint that funny lolol haha because milk lol and they haha they farm ha lol they farm mil- no. why does the big fat daddy guy's voice keep changing JON DONT BEND OVER WHY DID THEY MAKE HIM BEND OVER WHY DID THEY ADD THAT DETAIL TO THAT AREA ON HIS BODY WHY DID THEY DO THAT AAAAAA ugh I gotta do duolingo oscar idc if the sculpture's boring, Eddy said he liked it and das ok not me spamming random buttons cuz I cant be bothered to read it right back to the movie lolol dude this is so not funny the most annoying part of this movie is that I can imagine some people would laugh at this part... (the flinging from the trees bit with the train) hehe poop- ok the poop is the only good bit about the whole movie Why do Jon look like Elvis arguments with his absent father spooders SOMEONE PLZ COVER MY ROOM IN CEDAR CHIPS ok so the absent father who abandoned his son in an alleyway now just pushed him off a train emo otto garfields singing OH GOD I AM GENUINELY CRINGING SO HARD HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MY CHILD I've actually cringed into a little ball at this point and I dont want to press play now that I paused it in the middle of his singing Ok yk what I'm skipping it Ok hes hugging a tree and his teeth are broken, no clue what happened there,,, bros stalking his ex how many times are they gonna fail at making an emotional moment Garfield you were nearly roadkill 3 times in the first 8 minutes buddy, I think that opossum roadkill makes sense ngl I completely zoned out uh they're doing the cliché argument thing Daddi attacking son great film btw (not) no one questioning this massive, buff cat walking on 2 legs cradling another cat such an unserious and funny reason for a really serious, upsetting thing.... K I think I might have felt something finally lol nice singing lady oh wow psychopath alert might have been a slight chuckle at the meowing ok yeah dis is cring Ima take a break from watching this because I might die of cring ok back the next day lol lets finish this film haha phat yes you are bigger my friendo omg danger this should be an 18 or smthh cheeeeeeeez my cat loves chez, especially vegan chez for some reason I dont like garfield when hes nice to odie lol WHAT IS THAT ITS LIKE CHEEZ SHPAGHETTI oh god now we have a cheesy moment in a different way... rlly hate this lady and not in the way you're meant to zoned out AGAIN because I'm eating salad again lol and a found a BROWN PEICE OF LETTUCE otto DUDE GET BETRAYED AGAIN??? also stop calling him Vic call him daddio dude way to stir garfy's PTSD right back up? abandon him again??? I'm not getting upset over a kids movie, you are... YOU AREEEE omg third wheel intense music boop wow plot twistttt not not odie patting garfield on the back while he vents about some extreme trauma being double betrayed etc Odie where the frick are you when I need it- HOLD ON HOLD THE ACTUAL FRICK ON IS DAT SHNEWP DAWG?? ... IT IS the cheez is overwhelming Jon looks homle- Jon is also drun- oh heck yeah you back home go my slay queen go on heck yeah know your truth girlie yeah mhm heck yeah POOKYYY ngl this is so cring I'm trying to enjoy it but this is just too cring DA TREEE DA TREE I'VE HEARD LEGENDS ABOUT DIS TREEEE waawwwww WAAWWWW MAGICALLY APPEARING NOTCHESSS yeah but he saved you by making you relive your extreme childhood trauma and abandonment why do Jon sound like Pinkie pie continued in N&C
omg violence??? THERES A KNIFEEEE OMG SHES THROWING HIM OFF A BRIDGE???? GHOST BUSTAHSSS whut is this costume ngl these bits are meant to be thrilling yet I keep zoning out they're not gonna kill garfield so why be scared ... they wont will they WILL THEY?? WHAT IN THE NAME OF- if they let Vic die (they wont lol) I will legit send them an email telling them they're bingles for making this film fire breathing garfy imagine if he didnt catch him but he did so he didnt die >:< GARFIELD JUST PUSHED HIS DADA OFF A CLIFF??? GARFIELD JUST JUMPED OFF AFTER HIM????????? THIS IS NOT THE FILM I WAS EXPECTING TO WATCH???? ok they're gonna get impaled now by the sound of it the perfect place to make the BIGGEST SPLAT??? the cheezy moment saves the day what is happening now all 4 of them are- now all 5 of them are gonna get impaled WHAT THEEEEEE WHY DID HE TURN INTO A- WHAT WHAT THE HECKKK shadyy EWWW THE CRING CHEEEEEZZZZZ woah WOAHHH ok uh that wasnt needed in a kids film that reference that was uh uhm is Jon gonna illegally adopt another cat sharp claws its got cring again WHAT THE LIZ? Why is she dressed as a vet indoors?? NERMALLL NERMALNERMALNERMALLLLLL I KNEW YOU HAD TO BE IN THIS FILM SOMEWHEREEEE ITS OVER FINALLY ok so my thoughts keep in mind I'm much older than most kids watching it lol I think I'd give it like a uh 4/10.............. uhm lets check what google says the rating is lol 5.7/10 yeah that sounds about right WAIT AFTER CLIPS THINGS ok they over lol my worry is that theres gonna be a lil kid out there who watches it without knowing what garfield is and then thinks this rubbish is what garfield is and then theres gonna be like sequels to this movie and the OG comics are gonna go extinct in a way. No clue why I made this project ngl I was bored and sad congrats if you managed to read this whole thing because even I gave up so uh Ima share it now anyway ig
