Ash Arc can and WILL be the greatest cinema you’ll ever witness, and I promise that my writing has hit its pinnacle.
Listen up, you little flies on the wall, because the schedule of your undoing has been finalized! Ohhohohohoho! First, we’re going back to the absolute beginning with the ASH PREQUEL MOVIE, guaranteed for 2029! It’s a whopping two hours and forty-six minutes of pure, unadulterated origin story! But before you get that, we’ve got the PROLOGUE: the 'Mansion' episode dropping THIS OCTOBER 2026! It’s a nice, long ninety-four-minute sit-down—an hour and thirty-four minutes of being trapped with me! It’s the toned-down middle child of the bunch, so try not to forget it exists before the fire starts! Then, the main course: the ASH ARC! Arriving in either 2027 OR 2028, delivered in eight weekly doses over two glorious months! Sixty minutes of 'Truth' to start, six weeks of thirty-minute chaotic sprints, and a sixty-minute funeral to wrap it all up! That’s exactly five hours ON THE DOT! My writing has hit its pinnacle, and I betcha can’t wait to watch the clock run out... HUH?! Ohhohohohoho!
