While this balloon may appear to be a woman, you would be dead wrong. This balloon boy, as his friends know him (he likes to hang out with nightmares), is simply pretending to be a girl. We're not entirely sure why, but it's weird how massive his eyes are, right? They shouldn't be that enormous. At least we know that those huge cartoony eyelashes are simply a trick of the hundreds of layers of makeup he wears on any given day. In fact, we're pretty sure his natural color is matte black, and the charming gradient is simply just layers upon layers of mascara.
