[TW: a bit of blood n' such] (pokebay is not a real website, it is a parody/fake site) LYRICS: Set your starter on fire Throw a rock at a wild bear Eat Pokeblocks that are expired Get too close at the waters at Five Island [CHORUS] Use a steel type to fix your toaster Dive into a Voltorb breeding pit Fly in front of cacti Eat two-month-old unrefrigerated Pidgey pie [CHORUS] Let some random Ditto inside A paradox may have begun Some pokemon can't survive outer space Use a Shuckle shell as a hiding place [CHORUS] Invite a Charmander to a pool party Sell your mon's organs on the internet Leave a baby pokemon unattended I wonder... What does this HM do? [CHORUS] Get tackled by a Linoone with a disease Tug on a Dragonair's tail for no good reason Stand on the edge of a bullet train platform Drive your bike into the train crossing Run across the Cycling Road. They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly... [CHORUS] Be safe in Pokemon, a message from KizbekstanScratch
Credits to KizbekstanScratch.
