(Sorry in advance for the sucky sense of humor) (This part is all throw away text and bad humor, so you can just ignore it) this world, beyond the end of time welcome to the interplanetary ballroom The only dance hall playing hits from the past, present and future Temporal sector psychotaneously A little warning to all our dancers tonight Who only perceive in three dimensions This next one's a bit of a doozie (I'm sorry that was kind of stupid, I'll shut up now.) (haha JK) look at the Design for my drone! Or just read the full lyrics for nothing else matters! plagiarism, yay! So close, no matter how far Couldn't be much more from the heart Forever trusting who we are And nothing else matters Never opened myself this way Life is ours, we live it our way All these words, I don't just say And nothing else matters Trust I seek and I find in you Every day for us something new Open mind for a different view And nothing else matters Never cared for what they do Never cared for what they know But I know So close no matter how far It couldn't be much more from the heart Forever trusting who we are And nothing else matters Never cared for what they do Never cared for what they know But I know I never opened myself this way Life is ours, we live it our way All these words, I don't just say And nothing else matters Trust I seek and I find in you Every day for us something new Open mind for a different view And nothing else matters Never cared for what they say Never cared for games they play Never cared for what they do Never cared for what they know And I know, yeah-yeah So close, no matter how far Couldn't be much more from the heart Forever trusting who we are No, nothing else matters if you have any questions, ask! I'll get back to you in at least one business eternity! also the not looking at the sun thing is VERY important (I still wanna look at it) it REALLY hates living things (Jokes on you, I'm not alive, I'm a hallucination. Remember, kids, anything's possible with schizophrenia-) don't give it a reason to hate you in particular (but I still really wanna look at it). I named the stats weird nonsense because Why Not.
THIS IS A DEPRICATED PROJECT! GO HERE: (Sorry in advance for the sucky sense of humor) Alright it's 1:30 at the time of writing and I'm dead tired (yay, insomnia) so I'll just go through A "Rock" as I remember things. you want structure? DIY. Anyways so A "Rock" is not actually a rock (if you couldn't tell) it is a CREATURE. Lil dude will fold himself to look like a rock and spring on you when you aren't looking. and even if you are looking it doesn't matter because this little psycho is built for SPEEED. He'll try to scuttle his way behind you, but don't let him because then he'll spring on you faster than a gang in Chicago and, like a gang in Chicago, will absolutely stab you through with those long legs. That's right, those spikes aren't just to look bloody awesome but their also shank you. Getting back on track, let's talk about the biomechanics of this sucker. Its outer shell is made of rough chitin to absorb cuts and scrapes. The inner layer is made of fibrous cartilage which bends instead of breaking, making it absorb blunt force. Its legs fold into a cavity under its rock (which is its shell). Now I will go into the eyes. The two on the sides are slitted eyes, used primarily in hunters such as snakes. They're good with light control and enhanced depth perception, great for ambushing. The third one (the one in the middle) is actually a horizontal eye, primarily found in prey animals such as goats. They are good for getting a panoramic view and also staying stable. Great for scuttling about! Now, you are probably wondering why it looks so ugly. I agree. Anyways the second thing you were probably wondering was what the huge spider hermit crab would want with a mushroom, and the answer is nothing. Yet. Once it advances further up the ranks, it'll stick that sucker into its shell so that it can sprout and make a beautiful mushroom family so that he can sneak up on and defeat the other lil suckers who think they got a cent on him. Now this guy may be a swords suit but that doesn't mean he can't use magic. It just makes magic suck because MELEE is THE ONLY true way to go, MELEE FOREVER! For da HUVE! Anyways lemme go read up on violence so I can be violent. one moment. alright so for our spell we shall cast BRAIN TUMOR- (JK) I'll just go with casting darkness, decreasing the target's Radio stat by -2 for 4 whatchamacallits, the lil magic bobbles (Not the BIG magic bobbles that explode when hit) or whatever. Now for the real fun: MeLeE Alright so we'll say that when this guy shanks you, it'll go for 2(?) damage if you turn fast enough and 3(?) if he gets you from behind. But what happens if you are incapacitated and can't fight back when he shanks you? well, he's a nice critter he wouldn't shank a helpless person. No, he'll eat you instead. Those little mandibles will start tearing into you, dealing a good 2 damage per turn you are incapacitated (until he is interrupted by you or another teammate), plus the status effect Minor Poison, dealing 1/2 damage (1 damage if we can't do halves.) He wasn't really created for a purpose, just a random occurrence. He does like to collect plants and leaf litter and add them to his shell. I'll probably think of more in the morning, but for now I'll see you later. (2:50 when I finished.)
