this does not appear in the noob simulator JUST TO HEAR! )big games
beta robloxian town Story: Noob, Neob and Nooby (old updates noobs): "We hope you have a great time player!" Noobed (the new update): AW HELL NAH BRO - means old noobs * means noobed - Why u saying that? *meh, shut up yall -Why u so rude? * yall are from older versions, i hate old thingys -So you hate... RETRO ROBLOX?! *shut up sloppy noobs! *im the retro! but i hate retro roblox, but also this modern roblox! i like mid roblox! -No you're not old! *meh, whatever... yall are sloppy noobs but i am not SLOPPY and- - Gravity Coil for 22 robux! *yeah, thiis is slop... *so um what do yall guys use for making games- - STUDS! * i miss old roblox... when it was not sloppy and studs and restock system everywhere )SHUT UP! YOU'RE FROM 2017 BRO *who the (roblox) ARE YOU to talk to me as in a friend way? )wdym zro *excuse me sloppy guys... this (roblox) is crashing me out... )dude your simulator is horrible its not sloppy so i cant buy it and make it "better" -Exactly! *aw HELL NO my creator hates sloppy games and big games bro )wait what wdym arent you are roblox game *THIS IS NOT EVEN ROBLOX. this is scratch ) and -Hey don't laugh! - We can buy you and make you better! *I'm not the creator or something, but I will not become a part of the slop. )So that means we can buy you! We can add you a restock system for abilities, gamepass to your game, make everything ROBUX!- *NO. )Great! So how much you cost? *Are you deaf? I said no1! )1 Dollar?! You're chea- * (gets bazooka ) What? Where did you get tha *explodes* WE ARE NOT SUPP0OSED TO DAIHEEEE!! WE CAN BUY ANYTHING! BUY, BUY! WE CAN BUY ANYTHINGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Oh no they actually can't die... *ALSO YOU'RE NOT A SECRET BOSS FIGHT OR ARE YOU? cuz i HATE SECRET BOSS FIGHTS! )We are the best and biggest company in the world! *Yeah thats why u called BIG SCAM )I'm gonna target you Noobsei *That's not even my name! Oh wait- did you seriously made that joke? )I GOT A BAZOOKA (rip my granny she got hit by a bazooka) * (thinking: He can kill me aw helll nah gotta run bro ) *AND FINALLY BIG SCAM IS JEVIL AND IM RALSEI SO )aw hell nah *explodes him* *dies? *Nah, I'd die. *epic win for noobed* *huh )AGHH WHY DID YPU REPORT DE LA US? *Another joke? SERIOUSLY? YOURE BUYING EVEN CHANNELS? YOU BOUGHT OTTER ON ROBLOX? YEEEEEEDS SID OD *do you even spell good *you cant buy grace szymon wontt let you )T *are you *report x9MILLION times* )*vanishes* finally, peace- -So can we buy you? ALSO BEING SLOPPY AND BOUGHT BY BIG SCAM?! -Yes! Waiiiiittttt
