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Instructions

Lyrics Come on in, here's your key Let me take your bag, wait 'til you see The hotel, 'cause it's great If you parked your car, we'll validate All our guests are family (Hey, perv, hands off the chest fluff) That's the Hazbin guarantee And did I mention it's free? It's worth the price Al, be nice Full of drunks (full of *****) Full of sticky floors covered in junk Ha, don't mind them No one does Or that hole Ugh, Cherri (what?) You've made a great choice to save your soul 'Cause redemption is possible, I really, really hope 'Cause if it isn't, then my whole life's been a ****in' joke And my friend died for no reason and I'm never gonna cope From watching him get ****ng murdered right in front of me last month There's a bar (What the ****?) Have a beer (I don't drink) I just know you're gonna love it here We can live in harmony No, I can't make a ****ing Mai Tai That's the Hazbin guarantee Now repeat after me I'm checkin' in (I'm checkin' in) I'm seekin' guidance (I'm seekin' guidance), come on, everybody For my reckonin' (for my reckonin') I'll never turn to violence (I'll never turn-) I'm checkin' in (I'm checking in) I'm seekin' guidance (let's get out of here) (that place sucked ***) Psst, hey, you (who? Me?) That's right, baby Redemption got you snoring? That scene was ****ing boring Have you considered a vocation that is more rewarding? Because I sense a drop of star potential With a little boost, that drip could turn torrential Come on down to Vee Tower where we have talent flower No tellin' how hot you could get once you're backed by our power Let's start with a killer fit, let's get filler in those lips Wax that ***** and pull that strip A-snip, snip, snip Ooh, all of Hell's gonna want you In this game, no one outdoes us No one can out buzz us All you gotta do is trust us (La-la-la) just us (La-la-la) trust us Take all these starring roles We trademarked all your holes There's no such thing as being totally over-exposed Except now they're sick of you 'cause they've seen way too much But we'll still get the clicks from souls who hate you Scratch that, they changed the channel And we can't sell the scandal Hope you had fun, but we are done with you Your run has cancelled We're finished, I'm not kidding Get the **** out of my building Get the **** out of my building Snip, snip, snip, ***** Ooh, but if you know someone You tell 'em that no one outdoes us No one can out buzz us All they gotta do is- Come on in (come on down to Vee Tower) Here's your key And see how great your afterlife could be We can live in harmony Why be nice when you can be famous? That's the Hazbin Sign and cash in (guarantee) Yeah, right, ***** Trust me, just me Trust- Us, no, I- I meant to say us (uh-huh, yeah, okay)