Sparkly Arson (Present) France *laying on the couch, half-asleep* UK “You awake?” France “No” UK “....” UK “Looks like I’m making dinner then!” France “NO! YOU WILL NOT BE MAKING DINNER!” UK “Well looks like you're up!” France “I-.....Shut up Mon cher” *Thumping sounds in the vent* UK “What was that?” France “I smell smoke…..ROME IF THATS YOU GET OUT OF MY VENTS!!! NOW!!” Rome *Jumps down from the vents* Rome “Hello France? How’s your day going?” Idaho *Follows Rome out of the vent* Idaho “Hi France!” France *Deep sigh* “Rome, why?” Rome “Why can’t I be a French city?” France “Cause I said so! Get out of my house and stay out of my vents!” Rome “Please France I need this!” France “No go away” Rome “My city is kinda broken” France “Rome, I swear-” Rome “I live in Italy, I wanna get the #### out!” Italy “The #### did I do!?!?!” *Italy is standing in the doorway holding pasta* France “..How much of that did you hear?” Italy “Enough to know its not your fault” *Sigh* Rome “Hello Spawn Point” Italy “Your coming with me” Idaho “So am I!” Italy “Who are you?” Idaho “I’m Idaho Jones, Rome’s awesome Agender partner” *UK & France & Italy choke* Italy “Partner!?!?! PARTNER!?!?! ROME IS DATING!?!?! SINCE WHEN!?!?!” Rome “Since six months ago, Spawn point” Italy “First of all, My name is not spawn point! Two, Jones? That's not a last name I recognize. What's your fathers name?” Idaho “Alfred Jones” Italy “....who is that?” UK *Sigh* “It's the USA. This is one of his states/Children, so she is also one of MY grandchildren” Italy “You have grandchildren?” UK "Unfortunately" France “Ooo~ S'il te plaît tell! How many of these grandchildren do you have? 10? 20? A whole 30?” UK “Seventy” France “Well thats goo-SEVENTY!?!?! As in Seven-Zero!?!” UK “Yes” France “How?!?” UK “Canada has 13, Aussie has 1, and USA *Sigh* USA has 56” Italy “That explains his foreign policy actually” Rome “Plus me!” Italy “You're not a state!” Rome “Yeah, I’m a French city!” France “No you’re not!” Rome “Fine! Then a state” Idaho “WE’RE DATING!” Rome “Ohh yeah-EWW yeah no I can’t be a state….I’m canadian province” Idaho “Canada and USA are brothers” Rome “Mexican State then!” Italy “Why can’t you just be an Italian city!” Rome “Cause I don’t wanna be!” Italy “Well too bad, cause you're coming home with me!” Rome “Wait! I have something to do!” Italy “What is it?” Rome: “I’m gonna go taste pasta…” *Skeptical Italy noises* Rome: “...American pasta!” Italy “ROME!” Rome “ uh uh uh uh….NORTH DAKOTA NOW!” *Rome and Idaho dive under the couch and cover their eyes” *North Dakota is in the vents and throws a Stun Grenade at the other three* France “Wha- UK “BLOODY ####!” Italy “ROME!!!” *When the flash disappears, Rome, Idaho and North Dakota are gone* UK “Italy, you good” Italy “Yeah, where did Rome even get a Flashbang in the first place!?!” UK “I don’t know, but France is out” Italy “Huh?” UK “She passed out” *He is holding France who is sleeping, breathing softly* Italy *He nods* “Ok…I’m gonna go and hunt Rome down, take care of her” UK “Of course I will take care of her!” Italy “Bye UK” Italy *Under his breath* “Rome, where the #### are you” Don’t worry Italy found him before it go dark (Rome got hungry and gave up)
Intro - https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1316235551/ Chapter 2 - https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1317261426/