Toons versus Terrors Chapter 9: Dandy's World is real, right children?

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Chapter 9: Dandy's World is real, right children? Dandy turned on his TV, to see if his show "Dandy's World" was on, but a news broadcast was playing, and a reporter was speaking about some 10 foot tall, green eyed monstrosity called "The Mexican Candy Demon", otherwise known by "Yatta" which injured 117 people, luckily nobody was dead, but the Pinewood police department found each of the victims had candy somewhere, and military snipers were sent to try and kill this monster, but then the monster turned to the soldiers instead of the candy hoarders. Rodger saw that news broadcast, and since he heard that "Mexican Candy Demon" could smell candy from 25 miles away, so he poisoned the candy Toodles and Gourdy had, and then threw the candy into their garbage bin, in the hopes that the monster found it. Gourdy looked for his candy in the kitchen "Come on! Where is the candy? I swear it was here somewhere." Gourdy questioned. Rodger walked up to Gourdy to tell him there was a monster in a town 30 miles outside of Gardenview, that did violence for candy, and he had to get rid of the candy to keep his children safe. Gourdy asked if he could buy some more candy, but Rodger told him "The monster can smell candy up to 25 miles away and it attacked Pinewood, which is not too far from Gardenview. Another news report was about "Man survives bazooka rocket fired directly at him, but how the heck?". In another reality, there was a group of toons, going deep into the Gardenview Education Center & Mueseum, to get some ichor, for Dandy. The toons were Bassie, Gigi, Poppy, Cosmo, Pebble, Looey, Vee, and Goob, but then suddenly Glisten appeared out of nowhere, and he had no gamer tag floating above his head, so something was wrong. One player thought it was a secret where NPCs would join your run. Another player thought it was a hacker. But no one was fully sure what he was. Floor 2: Glisten entered the floor all excited and stuff to extract a machine. Floor 21: Glisten was going kind of crazy, because he was extracting for so long. A player was yelling "I'm about to die!!!!" Glisten just rolled his eyes at that, and said "What ever!" There was a squishy-sounding explosion in the distance. Panic mode has arrived, and glisten made a run to the elevator. Floor 43: The toons were in the elevator, and all the toons picked the "Times Up" card, and Glisten was mad, because he skipped the card all the time but that moment was over. The card was chosen, Glisten was really angry, but he entered the floor. A few minutes later he took a medkit, then all the players questioned who took the medkit, "It was not me! I have my hands full of medkits." Gigi said. "Glisten took it!" Poppy exclaimed. Glisten shrugged in annoyance "OMG brah! If you need a medkit so bad, just wallop the heck out of Gigi, then steal her items!" Goob replied "That is not possible!" Cosmo said sarcastically "Hooray! Our distractor died!" Floor 137: Glisten was panting and sweating, and he was still extracting, and most of his team is gone, but Poppy was still alive shockingly, and they were a noob. "Just... a... few... more........" Glisten said exhaustedly, then panic mode occurred, and Glisten was crawling to the elevator, but it was about to close, then Goob pulled the exhausted mirror into the elevator. Dandy opened his elevator shop, and he looked upset, possibly because nobody would purchase his overpriced junk, and right now, hew was selling gumballs that cost an arm and leg, but Glisten bought them anyway then grunted in frustration "20 tapes? Dandy..... You must.... be.... high." Glisten then teleported away to another dimension, then a 404 error appeared on a player's computer saying "Error: We do not exactly know what caused this glitch, but we guess it was a quantum anomaly." Cyan peeked out the window in the front room of her house then she saw Seabreeze, and opened the window, since she thought he was telling her something. Seabreeze yelled at her "I think you are hot!" then Cyan replied back shyly "I think you are too...", then somebody was banging on the front door, then Blue hastily ran to the door. Vee was out there, and she was standing next to his house. "You better not be the FBI!!!! I AM ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND PERCENT INNOCENT!!!!!!" Blue screamed through the door, then opened it, and for a second, Vee was just frozen in fear, then she asked for a technology called a VX-800 Nanoprocessor, and Blue, didn't do the thing she asked for, instead he took her into his house, then injected a bunch of nanites into her, then screwed off a part of her head, the part where the computer brain was, then replaced it with the nanoprocessing chip. Blue said it would make her smarter, and heck, Vee felt smarter already.