Chapter 2 - Nuclear games part 1

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Nuclear Games Part 1 (Background chapter) [1945] USA "I have a bomb" USA "Actually I have three bombs!" USA "But only one is a test bomb" [1949] USSR "I also have the bomb! And Might I add, a much better bomb then whatever garbage the capitalist has" USA "Low chance Commie" USSR "I will have more powerful Atomic bombs them you" USA *rolls eyes* "We'll see” [1950] USSR "I switched to Hydrogen bombs" USA "So did I" USSR "Well, guess what? I have two more bombs then you!" USA "Well, guess what? I'm gonna do this!" *Folds up the start of his Nuclear code, shoves it into a jar, and tosses it into the ocean* USA "There!" USSR "....why? Just.....why? You are weird" USA “No, I’m smart” [1952] USA *Smirking* "Oh hello USSR. I assume you saw the test that just took place?" USSR "I thought we agreed to a test ban!" USA "WE did, but that was not MY bomb" USSR " What do you mean? You're the only other person with the bomb!" UK "That was MY bomb" USSR "YOU!?!?! SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS!?!?!" UK "Since now. Ohh and USA, I believe this belongs to you, but thanks for the help" *Hands USA the Jar with the Nuclear plans* USA "Your welcome dad!" USSR "Ugh! SENTIMENT!" USA & UK "SHUT UP!" [1955] USA “hey Nada, I need help with something” Canada “Ok! What is it?” USA “Can you send France a cake?” Canada “OK, but….why do you need to send her a cake in the first place? And why are you using ME to send it?” USA “It's a really important cake, but if I send it she might throw it away, but if YOU send it she will keep it and she CAN'T throw it away!” Canada “why?” USA I-I’ll tell you later” *To himself* “Maybe…” Canada “Ok! I will send it to her soon!” USA “Thanks bro! Ohh, but one more thing, DO NOT remove the tap on the box” Canada “Ok….I promise I wont” [1960] USSR “...I’m gonna get to the moon first” USA “Wanna bet?” USSR “yes” USA “First to get to the moon gets to be known as the space country” USSR “AND get bragging rights!” USA “Well duh!!” *They shake hands* USSR “Ok, I now mus-” UK “YOU NUKED MY COAST!” ??? “WELL I HAD TO TEST MY NUKES SOMEHOW!” UK “DO IT ON YOUR OWN COAST!” ??? “MY COAST IS FAR TOO PRETTY FOR THAT!” USSR “....Is that France?” USA “Yeah” USSR “Do you have something to do with that?” USA “Possibly…” UK “USA WHY!?! Why did you give her the codes!?!” France “CAUSE I’M ✨AWESOME✨!” USSR “I’m surrounded by lunatics” USA “Naw, buddy your the only one” USSR “Shut up, shut up SHUT UP!!!!” [1964] USSR “You actually did it?” China “Yep! Now that I also have the bomb we are catching up to the Americans!” USSR “Plus, I’m winning the Space race. So far, all they are winning is at exploding stuff” China *Laughing* [1967] USA “Hey Israel, you seem excited” Israel “I just made something Awesome” USA “Nukes?” Israel “Maybe, Maybe not” *winks*