Chapter 3 - Nuclear games part 2

Instructions

Nuclear games part 2 (Background) [1998] India “I’m so glad USSR died in 1991, it's so peaceful now!” Pakistan “I have a nuke” India “#####” [1999] Ukraine *Looking at the nuke storage* Ukraine “Hmm…I’ll keep them. That way I can protect myself if I need to!” Russia “Nope, Imma take these” Ukraine “Hey!” Russia “I’M the biggest and oldest of our family now so I get the nukes, don’t worry I won’t attack you” Ukraine “You promise?” Russia “Yeah! …Maybe….possibly….we will see! Anyway, bye!” Ukraine “...I don’t trust him” Canada “Neither do I” Ukraine “GAH-! SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU BEEN HERE!?!?!” Canada “The whole time?” Ukraine “What the #### nada?” Canada “I wanted to see my bestie!” Ukraine “Sure, But don’t sneak up on me!” [2006] South Korea “North, what. Did. you. Do?” North Korea “Ohh you like my nuke, brother?” South Korea “You made a nuke!?!” North Korea “Yes, yes I did. So, I hope you would consider joining me now, as you see I am far more powerful than you” South Korea “NEVER” North Korea “Suit yourself. Then I will just attack you” China & USA “NO!” South Korea “yeah, I agree with China and Ame” North Korea “Ugh! I hate you” South Korea “The feeling is Mutual” [July, 2025] Iran “Look at this, it’s nuclear power” UAE “Are you planning on making nukes?” Iran “Maybe” Israel & USA “NO!” USA “No nukes, you are not allowed to be making nukes” Iran *rolls eyes* “You're not even near me! How would you even stop me from making them?” USA “I have many, many ways I could, some more deadly than others and some that not even my allies know about.” Israel “Plus, I’M near you and I’m allies with The US, so like, I could stop you” Iran “No, I will not stop” Israel “You little-” USA “Stop, we can’t starting a war right now” Iran “And you wont ever cause I’m more powerful!” USA “Don’t get cocky Iran, I am holding back now cause I don’t want to kill any of your civilians, but I might not be so cautious in the future” *Israel and USA Leave* Iran “Sure, sure” *To himself* “He’s never gonna attack me, besides what would he even do? Kill my leader, as IF!” UAE “...Don’t jinx yourself. You never know what could happen in the future, and also, you should be more cautious around USA and Israel. They are allies with a lot of people and have very powerful weapons and militaries” Iran “Nothing’s gonna happen!” Famous last words