Would I be a good mum? Let’s see! Btw, u can remix this! Sleepovers: 0-4 - with your sister/brother 5-7 - only cousin 8-12 - yes, but max 3 nights, and have to be with close friend 13+ - yes but no phone Bedtimes: (weekends) 0-4 - 5:59 to 7:40 5-7 - 7:50 8-10 - 8:40 11-12 - stay up all u want, but u have to be asleep by 11, and no waking up others. 13+ - don't stay up later than 1:00 am Devices: 0-4 - nope, but maybe some TV 5-7 - TV and limited ipad time 8-12 - ipad and laptop, and my phone sometimes 13+ - phone or laptop, iPad if you insist Makeup: 0-5-nope 6-8 - only lip balm or light pink or red lipstick, only once a month 8-12 - only lip balm, some lipstick and a tiny bit of blush, only once a month or once every two weeks tho 13+ - not too much Grades: As and Bs - good job! Here’s 5, and you can go get any candy you want! Cs - it’s fine, but do you want me to help you study? Fs - 1st time: it’s fine, just try harder. 2nd time: no devices for a week. (Unless study/school) 3rd time: no devices for 1 month unless for homework and extra chores. 4th time and beyond: GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND NO DEVICES FOR 2 MONTHS!! Allowance: 0-4 - no 5-7 - $5 per chore 8-12 - pocket money, school food, and $5 for chore 13-16 - $5 a week, extra if you do chores and don’t complain 18+ - you know, Starbucks is hiring right?!?! Alchohol,smoking,etc: 0-17 - OF COURSE NOT 18+ - NO ON BOTH 21+ - MAYBE, BUT ONLY ONCE OR THREE TIMES A YEAR ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS AND ONLY ONE SMALL GLASS. AND ABSOLUTELY NO SMOKING Bonus: (this part is optional when remixing) Dating 0-5 - YOU ARE NOT EVEN 6, HOW ARE KIDS THIS AGE GOING TO DATE!?! (No) 5-7- still no. 8-13 - alright, but you have to tell me and only talking, (And no k1ssing) 13+ sure but you have to tell me first and NO doing things you know your not supposed to do (still no k1ssing unless I approve) 18+ just tell me first ok? Rate me out of 10 in the comments! CONSTRUCTIVE CRISTISM IS ALLOWED what are your opinions about my parenting
