Cross Contamination: They call me Doe Way I’m makin’ that dough (Fire!) Let's break some bread? Nah, but we'll knock em dead When it comes to baking Never know what's shakin' (Bacon!) We hate one eggs Cause they’re not a real chef If you can't take the heat? Get out my kitchen Restaurant's hatin' When the recipes I'm snitchin' Oh, poor Noli.. Your cooking's a SIN And 666- Hold on, ORDER UP! [Instrumental Break] Step to the plate And you'll be put to the test! So go sharpen your blade You'll still be beat like those eggs! With all of that said I'll still make sure that you're fed! Now in the end- YA KNOW, I DON'T THINK YOU HEARD ME THE FIRST TIME! They call me Doe Way I'm makin' that dough (Fire!) Let's break some bread? Nah, but we'll knock em dead When it comes to baking Never know what's shakin' (Bacon!) We hate one eggs Cause they're not a real chef If you can't take the heat? Get out my kitchen (yeah!) Restaurant's hatin' When the recipes I'm snitchin' Oh, poor Noli.. Your cooking's a sin And 666- Hold on, ORDER UP! [Instrumental Break] Step to the plate And you'll be put to the test! So go sharpen your blade You'll still be beat like those eggs! With all of that said I'll still make sure that you're fed! Now in the end- TRY BEATING THAT, EGG BOY! HAHA!
UnrEGGcognizable: Slice!! (Slice!) Dice!! (Dice!) Them all right! (All right!) And feed the masses till they're stuffed!!! (Oooh, oooh) Cook!! (Cook!) Fry!! (Fry!) Fresh delight!! (Delight!) I'm servin’ vermin sunny side up!!! (oooh- oooh) 1EGGS!! 1EGGS!! Come one, come all, your chef is home!!! 1EGGS!! 1EGGS!! And even when I claim my throne, They still… Hunger for more So grab a plate Come get a taste Of scrambled pain Right down into its core My guests remain unsatisfied Until you're flayed alive!!! So go and grow that appetite, And join your teammates for a bite!!! Builderman, your buildin’s got nothin’ on scorchin’ ovens!!!! “Put dispenser here” And then I'll cook you by the dozen!! Pizza boy wants a piece of me? I won't fight fair! Pullin’ up to builder brothers, turn it to another kitchen NIGHTMARE!!!! Two time, stay strapped in ‘Cause my KNIFE puts the SLASH into “They/Them” Aw Chance, bad luck! That’s not your fault!! Now I’ll serve you well done with a pinch of salt, YEAH!!! Slice!! (Slice!) Dice!! (Dice!) Them all right! (All right!) And feed the masses till they're stuffed!!! (Oooh, oooh) Cook!! (Cook!) Fry!! (Fry!) Fresh delight!! (Delight!) I'm servin’ vermin sunny side up!!! (Oooh, oooh) 1EGGS!! 1EGGS!! You know the name, don’t wear it out!! 1EGGS!! 1EGGS!! I’ve earned this toque atop my crown! Yet still… Slave at the stove… So get in line Before you dine And grab a steamin’ side Of getting pwned My guests remain unsatisfied Until you're flayed alive!!! So go and grow that appetite, And join your teammates for a bite!!! “Guest kick, Guest punch!!!” Guess what?? CHEF’S CUT!!!! “Chef’s kiss” what they’ll be saying About my next lunch!! Double-o7, you're getting cut up and flayed!! Gimme some Double-o-Lemons, I’ll make some Double-o-nade!!!! Oh Johnathan, your flukes have runneth dry Your “goose is cooked?” NAH, your chicken’s fried!!!! (what???) Step to the chef Best come to eat!! Pull up a seat! Bon appetit!!!!
