Okay so... warning you, I was feeling kind of witty while writing this... ---------------- I'm sorry if you can't read a word I'm typing right now, this announcement is currently being held together with duct tape, chewing gum, and the last surviving braincell in my skull. (wait are braincells in skulls or brains...) Okay, so basically, I’m going to vanish off the face of the internet for an aggressively extensive amount of time--My seasonal migration arc, except in the summer ✨ I leave June 5th and return sometime in early September, assuming I don’t get eaten by mosquitoes, absorbed into the wilderness, or become one with a suspiciously shaped cloud. I’m not leaving quite yet. Relax. Put the confetti cannon down. (Or don’t. I can’t control you.) And before anyone says “FINALLY,” remember I can still hear you through the drywall. The only reason I'm posting this so early (hrm..) is because I wanted to give this to Silver before she disappears too :> Or... dies of malaria idk Things I will DEFINITELY miss while gone: ⮚ Wi-Fi ⮚ Existing comfortably indoors ⮚ Typing “lol” after saying something devastating ⮚ Civilization Things I will NOT miss: ⮚ The heat ⮚ Mosquitoes with medical degrees ⮚ Accidentally opening 47 tabs and emotionally bonding with every one of them Anyway, don’t explode while I’m gone. Or do. I’m not your supervisor. See you all in September if the cryptids return me safely. Well, after *that* wimpy speech, let's get on with the gifts (Noooowwww it's time to cheer) *waits patiently for someone to start clapping but only hears crickets* Pshh, tough crowd! Anyway, I want to thank each and every one of my amazing friends + followers (250??? :00) for everything you do for me <333 Gifts are in the notes & credits :>
This is where all the gifts for my amazing friends will be!! 1: Silver/ @_-Silvermoon_- THANK YOU SO MUCH for being such an awesome friend this year!! Seriously, you’ve given me so many gifts, so much support, and somehow tolerated me long enough for that to become medically concerning. I genuinely don’t think this year would’ve been anywhere near as amazing without you in it <33 I’m going to miss you SO MUCH while I’m gone, even if you *do* disappear into the void before I get back. You’ve really been one of the brightest parts of this year for me. You’re funny, creative, super kind, and just really nice to be around in general :> Also I can’t wait to come back and continue tormenting you again. This friendship is a lifelong curse now. You signed the contract already. No refunds. 2: Macy/ Macy, you are genuinely SUCH an awesome friend!! You’re funny, sweet, supportive, creative, and always really fun to talk to. Also your comic has permanently attached itself to my brain at this point >:33 (AND YES I AM SHIPPING ORIOLEDUSK. I STAND BY THIS.) I *am* coming back eventually unless I get launched into another dimension by a mosquito with military training. But honestly, thank you for being here this year. You’ve made this place a lot happier and way more fun for me just by existing in it :> You’re one of those people that can make someone smile really easily without even trying, and I hope you know how appreciated you are <33 I can’t wait to come back and see more of your art/comic chaos again because genuinely?? You’re super talented and I love seeing the stuff you make!! Anyway if you explode while I’m gone I WILL be disappointed in you personally. 3 Hazel/ - Hazel, even though we maybe haven’t known each other for quite as long as some of my other friends here, you’re still seriously such an awesome friend and I appreciate you a LOT. You’re really kind and funny :> And ALSO. Your art!!! Keep working at it because you seriously have so much potential. NEVER, and I mean *NEVER*, underestimate yourself or your abilities, okay?? Artistic skill is like a weird little creature. One day you look at your art and go “eh,” and then suddenly six months later you’re summoning masterpieces out of thin air. I genuinely can’t wait to come back and see how much you’ve improved because I already know I’m going to be blown away :> And honestly, I hope you can see your improvement too, because artists are professionally trained at bullying themselves for no reason. Thank you for being such a great friend this year, Hazel. I’m really glad I got to know you <33 Also if you become absurdly talented while I’m gone, at least have the decency to act surprised when I faint dramatically over your art. OKAY SO UH NOTE TO MACY-you can use this as a character profile for Duskheart or ur pfp <3
