"Welcome everyone to the funeral of the microorganism Jeffery and the millipede Pablo. They were beautiful organisms and left this world too early. *Sniffle* Jeffery's imaginary spine was broken from a cover slip smashing down on him while swimming. And Pablo, OH PABLO. While being examined for a science drawing he was flung off his little piece of bark and onto the forest floor. Still to this day his body has not been found. We mourn the loss of these two as they were both victims of me and @j03y624. We drew them for science and they sadly died. Thank you for coming to this funeral." Y'all I have legit nothing to post T0T
*With british accent* Ollie our children are readers!