So, this is for comedic purposes only. I will give information but not in the way you'd think. I will not dox myself but in a way I will. Confused? I am too. Anyway, to make me dox myself I need 5 followers. For every 5 followers, I will dox myself. Also, if you follow me, I will follow you. (Just 5 more followers 'til the next dox!)
I did it all and it is super insanely very complicated so you should congratulate me. Heh, 67 views.