I just wrote this in code because I need to vent and write this down but also it’s kind of private so I don’t know. Maybe someone will figure it out and then if they do, they kind of deserve to know. Oh also, there’s bad grammar because I was using voice to text. If you solve it, please tell me what the heck is wrong with me. Figure it out. Y xmon asnng kpync nzyo dskt osuckzcpc gtd Y dst’n wtsk Y byampc osucfsdi uyazn fc gfvc ns zcvr uc. Tsnc ns ui fpsnzcpo: Y pcgvvi dst’n wtsk ugt SW Y xmon vywc dst’n ncvv usu gtd dgd Y’u fcyta kcypd gtd pgtnyta ns onpgtacpo st nzc Ytncptcn. SW, os fgoyegvvi Y’u bpcgwyta smn pyazn tsk fcegmoc Y zglc g vsn sb onmbb yt ui pssu gtd kzct Y xmon kgttg acn stc nzyta, fmn Y dst’n yuucdygncvi occ yn. Y ongpn oryttyta gpsmtd pcgvvi bgon os nzgn Y uyazn occ yn yt nzc esptcp sb ui cic. Y gvos wccr bvgyvyta ui gpuo gpsmtd gtd Y kgttg nzpsk nzytao gtd rsooyfvi fcgn mr g rmtezyta fga????? Gtd nzct Y wccr nzytwyta clcpinzyta yo SW gtd nzct Y dst’n wtsk ui rct kyvv onsr kspwyta sp osucnzyta gtd nzct Y’vv xmon orypgv fgew dsktkgpd ytns epiyta gagyt. Gvos, Y wtsk nzcpc’o osucnzyta Y pcgvvi pcgvvi tccd ns ds vywc Y pcgvvi kgtn ns ds yn fcegmoc Y wtsk Y’vv onsr bccvyta nzyo kgi. Yb Y ds yn nzc rpsfvcu yo Y dst’n wtsk kzgn Y tccd ns ds. Yn’o xmon osucnzyta Y tccd ns ds rvcgoc ncvv uc kzgn yn yo rvcgoc Y tccd ns ds yn. Y xmon dst’n wtsk kzgn yn yo.
It ain’t that hard, but basically just add the number of seasons. It’s the same in every country. Just saying. Finally, reverse it. I don’t mean spell it backwards, it’s another cipher. Anyway, I pretty much just told you exactly how to do it. If no one can solve this, I’ll be kind of disappointed.