RIZZ UP GUIDE WITH ME: +1,000 Aura: Dropping a joke so bad it actually becomes funny again. -5,000 Aura: Explaining the joke. Infinite Aura: Looking into a camera that isn't there after someone says something slightly annoying. The "Brainrot" Pick-up Lines Forget "Are you from Tennessee?" Use these instead: 1 * "Are you the Fanum Tax? Because you just took a bite out of my heart". * "You’re looking very Skibidi today, no cap". * "I’d give up my Sigma status just to talk to you for five minutes". * "Are you Ohio? Because things are getting weirdly attractive right now" The "Mewing" Rule If you aren't currently talking, you must be mewing (pressing your tongue to the roof of your mouth to sharpen your jawline) The "1% Battery" Voice Speak so quietly that people have to lean in to hear you. When they say "What?", just shrug and don't repeat yourself. * The Vibe: You’re too tired from being legendary to use your vocal cords. * Aura Gain: +500 (Mystery). 2. The "Slow Motion" Reaction If someone drops a plate or screams, wait exactly three seconds before slowly turning your head. * The Joke: Act like you’re living in 0.5x speed. If a jump-scare happens, just blink... once. * The Term: This is called "Ping Lag Rizz." 3. The "Hands in Pockets" Lock-in Your hands must never leave your hoodie pockets. If you need to point at something, use your chin. If you need to wave, just do a slight eyebrow raise. * The Flex: If you have to take a hand out to use your phone, do it with the speed of a sloth. 4. Master the "Stare into the Abyss" While someone is talking to you, don't look at their eyes. Look at their hairline or the wall behind them. * The Logic: It makes them wonder if there’s a ghost behind them or if you’re just "locked in." * Aura Gain: +1,000 (Unfazed). 5. Dry Texting in Real Life Respond to everything with one-word answers, but make them weirdly intense. * Them: "How was your day?" * You: "Real." * Them: "What do you want to eat?" * You: "Food." The Golden Rule: If you accidentally show emotion (like laughing or being excited), you are cooked. You must immediately say "My fault, I broke character" and return to your void-like state. This is why I love Gemini :P /j
I hope this helps ^_^ Ok this is Lwk so funny
