Chapter 4 - Deers with medals

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Deers with Medals (Present) Paris “I am so excited for our sleepover! This is going to be soo fun!” Milan “I know right! We can stay up and chat and-” Paris “Hey, what's that singing?” Milan “Hmm, I don’t know, I’ll go check it out, wait here” *Milan walks into the hallway* Rome *Singing ‘You spin my right round’* Milan “Rome, what the h#ll are you doing!?! It's 3am!” Rome “It's 9pm for Idaho!” Milan “Rommmmmmmmmmmmmmmme!” Rome “Fine! Have it your way!” *Storms off* *Sighing, Milan walks back into the room with Paris* Paris “Well? What was it?” Milan “It was my brother rome singing some weird english song that I think involved a chair?” Paris “Wait what was it in english? I thought Rome wanted to be a French city! Also why is he up at this hour? I know we are up cause we are having a sleepover but…” Milan “He is up cause Idaho is up. That's also why the song was in English, Idaho must have taught him the song” Paris “Ugh, lets go to bed now though” *Timeskip like….some amount of hours to the morning!!* Rome “Bonjour Paris!” Paris “How do you know French!?!?” Rome “I have my ways” *Wink* Milan “mmm morning rome” Rome “I will now tell you too about Alastor and how he is the most awesome radio demon on the planet and how he is my husband!” *Telling them about Alastor* Rome "I just think he's neat!" Milan "Isn't he Creole?" Rome "...Yes, what about it?" Milan "And Creole folks speak French?" Rome "If this is about me wanting to be a French city, this is COMPLETELY unrelated." Milan "Sure it is." Paris *Awkwardly standing there* “Uhh….anyone wanna here some gossip” Rome *Leans close cupping his ear* “Go on?” Paris “Uhh I’m pretty sure that Amur and North Dakota are dating” *Silence* Milan “****. They really went for the Romeo and Juliet vibe didn't they?” Rome “Also they are both female, I’m aware that North Dakota is Bi, but what about Amur?” Paris “She is Pan” Italy *walking in* “Who is Pan” Rome “No one! Don’t worry about it Spawn point!” Italy *Frowning* “My name is not spawn point” Rome “Hey don’t frown! Your never fully dressed without a smile! Which means your not dressed right now” Italy “No I’m not! Also were are you getting this quotes?” Rome “Thats for me to know and for you to be tortured by wondering were they are from for days and months and years till you pass away :3” Paris “....Bye Italy” Italy “Bye” *Leaves room* Milan “I just realized That Russia and Belarus are h0m0ph0b!c” Rome “Ohh no, poor Amur what ever will we do-ohh wait, shes in the chaos group, who ******* cares what that ****** Russia thinks, he’d a deep fried snowball with legs and an ego so big it could have its own zip code” Paris *Whispering to Milan* “Remind me to never get on Romes bad side” Rome “Anyway, I should go, I have stuff to be and houses to burn, see ya!” Rome *Disappers* Milan *Sigh* “So, watcha wanna talk about?” Paris “How my mother is stupid for dating UK! Like hes a stupid tea drinker who has no right to be up in our business and UGH! I just wanna strangle both of them!” Milan “.....wanna look at the resultes of the 2026 Milan olympics?” Paris “Sure!” *Pulls up the results on her phone* Paris “Lets see, in 1st we have Norway with 18 gold, 12 silver and 11 bronze.” Milan “Not surprised, they are a northern country and have lots of snow and hills to practice on. I bet a lot of countries like the nordics and maybe Canada will be on the top!” Paris “Canada got 8th with 5 gold, 7 silver and 9 bronze” Milan “Really? Even with the hockey medals?” Paris “They got silver in both mens and womens hockey” Milan *Ch0kes* “BOTH!?!? What the **** happened to canada this year? Who got gold then?” Paris “USA, who is also in 2nd with 12 gold, 12 silver and 9 bronze” Milan “Wow. What did our teams get?” Paris “Uhh my team got 6th with 8 gold, 9 silver and 6 bronze. Your team got 3rd-” Milan “Wow! Really? How many medals did we get?” Paris “hang on, im getting to that! You got 10 gold, 6 silver and 14 bronze!” Milan “OMG WE DID SO WELL THIS YEAR!!!!” Paris “I know!” *....* Milan “I wonder what romes doing?” Paris “Most likely something illegal" (Milan knows rome so well :3 He was in fact doing something illegal)