inspired by confusion adventure and that skeleton lady that keeps manifesting in my dreams to call me a failure mere moments before cooking dinner in my prized microwave. ☾✧ - controls --- arrow up - slump --- couch / drive - down arrow - ✧☽ these events happen because of a crazy critter stealing a microwave from a poorly drawn image of fido bonesby. Backstory: Right now there is a battle between two pointless arms, who are fighting over a salty sandwich. The N00B Army has captured and detained the sandwich but princess wet willie is seeking out the salt. It is your job to deafen the sandwich(?) with your live, or to DIE, POTATO!
Thanks to bro77777 for: funni running game (W.I.P.) (Original Project) 77.