Chapter 5 - Erm WHAT?!?!

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(Inspired by a random video) Erm WHAT!?!? (Present) USA *Whisper to Canada* “Ugh, This is such a boring meeting!” Canada *Whisper back* “Yeah, we are supposed to be creating the shadow currency but NOO cause people can’t agree on anything!” *Silence…..* Mexico “99 bottles of beer on the wall! 99 bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.” USA “No” Mexico “No what?” USA “Its 98 bottles of beer” Mexico “No its not!” Canada “yes it is! You took one down and passed it around!” Mexico “Well CLEARLY you don’t know your shapes then!” Cuba “What the #### does shapes have to do with this!?!?” Mexico “You passed it around! What shape is round?” USA “A circle?” Mexico “Exactly! I put it back up!” USA “It was dranken!” Cuba “Why would you put an empty bottle back on the wall, MEXICO?” Mexico “Its called recycling, CUBA!” Greenland “.....Well….” Mexico “99 bottles of-” USA & Cuba & Greenland & Canada “SHUT UP!” Greenland “We are trying to create a secret Union, shut up!” USA “It bad enough trying to make a shadow currency without that stupid song!” Mexico *Dramatic gasp* “I’m offended!” USA “Well it is a stupid song!” Cuba “I back that!” *Arguing* Canada “SHUT THE #### UP SO WE CAN MAKE OUR STUPID UNION!” “....” Cuba “#### Canada you could yell? I’ve never heard you do that before!” Mexico & USA “We have” Haiti “Anyway, should we continue on with the planning for the Union?” Cuba “Good idea” Mexico “So so far we have in the union….” Bahamas “Me, Haiti, You, America, Canada and Cuba” Hawaii “AND ME!” California “Your a state!” Hawaii “So are you!” California “I’m a more important state! I have the largest economy out of all the USA! And the 5th biggest economy in the world!” Alaska “If I was independent I could be the 5th biggest country in the world!” Hawaii “I have Pearl Harbor, the most important military base, AND I lead our front in WW2!” USA “Cali, Hawaii, Alaska! Quit it! All three of you back to the house now and I want no more arguing!” Alaska “wha-I did nothing!” USA “Alaska, please go and make sure they don’t get into trouble” Alaska “Ok dad” USA “And you two, no more fighting got it?” *California and Hawaii nod and follow Alaska out of the room* Canada “....ANYWAY, so what should we name the currency?” Mexico “The amero-wait no that sounds like the Euro” USA “Maybe…hmm Oh! We could call it Nots!” Bahamas “Thats an awesome name!” Haiti “And its the name of an game currency so when we are talking about our money near others-not that we should-but if we have too they will assume its for video games!” Cuba “...Thats actually smart…I agree” Canada “Same!” Mexico “I agree too!” Bahama & Haiti “us too!” Cuba “Ok, so we have the nots, what color should they be and what should they be!” USA “I think they should be plastic coins” Canada “I think they should be colorful” Haiti “Why not both?” Mexico “Ok…what colors represent what?” Bahama “I have an idea. See we could match the old money, Ruby, Diamond, Emerald, Amethyst, Gold, Silver and Bronze! So Orange could be 1…uhh we will use dollars for this cause like why not, but it will be an 1:1 ratio with the local currency in every country in the Union. So Orange would be 1$” Canada “Grey would be 2$, and Yellow 5$” Cuba “Purple would be 10$ and Green would be 20$” USA “Blue as 50$ and Ruby would be 100$” Haiti "Awesome! I think we have it now!!!!” USA “Me and Nada can make a few test copies” Canada *Nodding* “Yes, we need to see what plastic would work best, and when we are done we will call another meeting to tell you” Mexico “Meeting dismissed” USA *Stands up* “hey that was our most productive meeting!” Cuba “Yeah! Me and Ame did not almost kill each other this time!” Mexico *Snorting* “Key word this time” Cuba & USA “Shut up Mex”