Show's never over

Instructions

lyrics: What a performance, folks Now we're back, better than ever Grooving back onto your home screens, we're live So let's raise the alarms for the gameshow we've longed for Today's feature's TV time Ahem, Mike, the tunes, please 'Cause being groovy is just my style Tonight what's ensuing is fun you can't get from an egg So don't touch that dial Take your torch out, break the doors down Brand new broadcast, straight from your house Praises pour out fans, a hand for our brand new shining stars Mike, address the main crew Can I get a vowel? The guest today's you It's the best ever in the red leather made suit The set never fade into yesterday's news Hit the front page, won't be upstaged when they come cravin' entertainment They love and consume, he's the one What I'm made to run and compute And the job's never done 'til the fun's through the roof He's coming, so let's get board one running Throw a controller to your close buddy When we're on air, all's fair if they love it Keep 'em on edge, Star Dance Clip speedrunnin' Prepare to applaud our actors If they all stare, hit 'em with a long jump backwards True boss of the fun they ask for If this board won't last, I got more fun to pile on afterwards We love TV, looking for a show with a more bodacious host? No, there will be none like me Tonight is your moment, don't waste it, folks Just go crazy, let's pick up that speed Looking at your winnings, you're in for it big 'cause you're getting a Trimming kit, kitten mittens, your favorite dishes, the pens with the switch in it, a penny ring, another penny ring, I can do anything Mike, slow down, I can't rap that fast Take your places, you're all born for the stage We got a show to carry Every Darkener will know of the name So extraordinary Face in your TV, the sensation of your screen Stay the center of attention, long as your gaze remains on me Entertainment, fun times, glory, and fame Our bonds are growing closer Not alone anymore, now we can play Show's never over You're immersed and you're knee-deep in eternity with me Forever burdenless and terminally live More, Mike Give me more before the Lightners grow tired of the boards Lure and entice them with gold prizes galore, morning to nights Open Coors Light on the floor (Don't drink and drive, folks) Truck, oh deer, what's email even about? We all love our TV, see them sit all around If the fun-o-meter's seeming a bit unbalanced, let's tally that up with a physical challenge Thou physical challenge appointment, Italian palette enjoyment Thine dishes you serveth, much like this song 'Cus the meat you cooketh 'tis ****ing raw Never gonna hit pause Raise your bats, keep equipped your cause No other show host could fit my drawls Pull the metal from my hip, now draw Mic's open, take hold the stage Never a dull moment, just behold the fame Set to retain focus, more shows, more games Who needs a remote? Let's keep this goin' for days Hey, I don't have burnin' or need throwin' away You might grow up, but you're never too grown to play I'd just be alone being a TV no one displayed From a once warm home to a cold snow grave, like He's some King of Only The cold world outside TV's lonely You heard that, folks, eyes on me, souley Your next act; hosting in a show that you won't leave And the show's green-lit for more seasons Don't go grievin' or groan Scream at your screen, TV's your home Meter's be seen never low If you don't wanna play (I guess that leaves me in control) Take your places, you're all born for the stage We got a show to carry Every Darkener will know of the name So extraordinary Face in your TV, the sensation of your screen Stay the center of attention, long as your gaze remains on me Entertainment, fun times, glory, and fame Our bonds are growing closer Not alone anymore, now we can play Show's never over You're immersed and you're knee-deep in eternity with me Forever burdenless and– Woah, roll credits? No You all wanted a show, then you're gon' get it No, this whole show's for you My star contestants' overdue For some good old fashioned fun If keeping hold, they're views What I'm obsessed with, folks, stay tuned 'Cause this act's never done (Wow) Long past leaving, repeating, "He's fun" It's as seen on TV, we love it On live; his feature production Your CRT gone neo All night, repeating, "Rerun it" As seen on TV, we love it As seen on TV, we love it As seen on TV, we– Too far to pull it in Just wanted to bring the fun back to the family home with programming with soul in it I thought maybe entertainment would make the family whole again It's kind of ironic, your console's in need of consoling, I've lost the old glow within Hit the spotlights on, show begin (Ahem) Last performance; just one thousand points to win