“Listen, men, woman, Uma men and Uma women. We are here today to drive back the enemy, to aid our friends, the Umas, in their war with whoever, not that they need it.” [a few chuckles can be heard] “But nevertheless, we Esgarnians are here to clear our name, we are here in hopes the world forgives us, und our ancestors, for their horrible actions in the second world war. But we are here, united, to make a stand for our peoples, our religions, and to drive back the unworthy man.” [A few soldiers would shout praises] “They may make us feel inferior, like we are weak, they will try to seem stronger than us. But in reality they are not! We are stronger, together! Und now it is time to do so, to prove we are stronger together! So in the name of your kommandors! CHAAAAAAAARGE!!!!” Thousands of Esgarnians and Umas charge into ‘whoever is at war with Hello’ ‘s nation at the voice of King Jimmy Bob. Can Hello take command now, my fingers hurt from typing.
Also too lazy to make decent art Your turn, ‘whoever-is-fighting-hello’
