Woohoo! Again. I have more tea to spill (Idk if anyone's reading this series but if you are- Thank you so much for joining me!) Now, I don't think much about Vian, butttt I now have an excerpt from my life during April (Even tho we're halfway through May) New session, new memories. That's what everyone says. I try to implement that into my life, too. But my stupid brain goes like- "Time to ruin your life, Celestia." It makes me think of the most ABSURD and ABNORMAL things in humankind. "Hmm....Why does- WAIT. WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT ALL OF THIS? NO. STOP!!!" One time, I made a fake situation where two of my crushes were fighting for me (Ik that's very, VERY stupid of me. Sorry you have to accompany me in this MONSTROSITY) And I keep on thinking about the most SAVAGE replies, the most SAVAGE, MEAN replies I could've given to my enemies. Enemy:"You're sooooo RUDE." Me:"Does it look like I could care?" Enemy:"You care enough to answer." Me:"Did you look up 'Savage replies' on YouTube?" Enemy:"...." Me:"Maybe think of your SELF before calling me rude." THAT IS SO, SO SAVAGE. Also, I have an advice, NEVER EVERY HOLD HANDS WITH YOUR BEST FRIENDS. These middle schoolers start making up things that make you go- "NO I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And I learnt it when my ex-besties were spotted holding hands and staying too close (physically). Also, don't sit alone, if your best friend is not at school today, instead of crashing out, you can hang out with your backup group (You should keep one, not too close, but friendly once you show up). At last, never sing songs out loud. It makes you the "Cringe Friends" Example- Friend 1 is F1 and Friend 2 is F2 F1- Have you listened Pinky Up by KATSEYE??? F2- Oh my God, YES I HAVE! F1- I b-b-bet it goes like this F2- pInKy uP! F1- uP! F2- pInKy uP! F1- uP! And that's how to officially make yourself end up as "The Most Likely to be Cringe" in the yearbook.
