Chapter 6 - Ghost Stories

Instructions

Ghost Stories (Present) Washington *Sleeping on the couch* ??? *Pokes his shoulder* Washington “mmm” ??? *Pokes his shoulder again* Washington *Feebly tries to swat at the hand* “Daaaad-go away!!” ??? “I’m not you dad little American child” Washington *Rubbing his eyes* “What do you me-” Washington “...Your a ghost. Ok cool.” ??? “You sound surprised” Washington “Not gonna like, I kinda thought I could only see CSA, but looks like I can see all ghosts, cool” ??? “Yes, congrats. Oh and your on my side by the way” Washington “Ok, I guess? Oh! This means my friends can see all ghosts too!” Washington “Hmm” *Circles the ghost* “You look like grandpa” ??? “Well I am his mother” Washington *Blinking* “Great-grandmother England??” England “Yes, but just call me England, great-grandmother makes me sound old. Ohh and that one is here too” Scotland “Hello Great-Grandson!” Washington “Hi Great-grandfather Scotland!” Scotland “Hello wash! Can I call you wash?” Washington “Sure?” Scotland “Great! So wash, tell me, is my oldest son little Arthur still the silly arsonist?” Washington “Soooooo…..about that… he’s very stiff and formal” England “He’s WHAT!?! He must be sick! My poor boy so sick he wont do arson!” Washington “He’s been like this for centuries I don-” England “HE’S BEEN SICK FOR CENTURIES!?!?!" Washington “No! Thats just how his personality changed!” Scotland “Hmm, maybe the French did something?” England “Of course! The French! They must have done something to him” Washington “No, UK and France are dating! Also France is the DAUGHTER of Kingdom of France and she’s not crazy anymore too” England “Kingdom of France! She must have used Witchcraft on both of them before she died! I know UK and I know Third Estate or whatever her name is now, THEY WOULD NEVER stop doing arson for now reason!” Scotland “We must go and save them!” England “Bye Washington!” *She and Scotland disappear* Washington “Wait! UGH!” CSA “....That was entertaining” Washington “Shut up” CSA “Excuse me!?! How DARE you tell me, CSA, to shut up!” Washington “Hmpf CSA “You should learn to respect your elders!” Washington “You should learn to shut the #### up!” *Silence* CSA “...How’s life?” Washington “How’s death?” CSA “....Well played child” Washington: “I wasn’t playing” CSA “UGH! Why are you like this?” Washington “Cause I’m awesome” CSA “I hate you” Washington “I HATE YOU MORE :3”