“ATTENTION. This court requires lawyers, a bailiff, and a court reporter. o8 cooks, n7 commands armies, and apparently my boredom created the legal system. From this point onward, all disputes, arguments, accusations, and acts of stupidity will be handled here in the courtroom. Order will be maintained at all times, whether people like it or not. Lawyers may present their cases. Witnesses may speak. The bailiff is responsible for keeping chaos to a minimum, which is probably impossible around here. The court reporter will document every questionable decision made during trials for legal history. Crimes may include theft, disturbing the peace, being dumb, property destruction, excessive yelling, and anything else this place somehow turns into. Court is now officially in session.”
