WARNING: The following project is over-exaggerated and is a spin-off This is satire and not meant to be taken seriously. This has spoilers. General - The title of the game is "J'uh'aideh", good luck to anyone searching the game. - Jade's name is spelled "J'uh'aideh", and yet that names has never been used anywhere in-game? - Why did you replace the dash with a fart machanic? GROSS! - You get no explanation for the 'fart counter' aside from the instructions. But who even reads the sides, especially since it's brain-rotted! - Your punishment for farting too much is having your progress deleted...? That's really harsh - Great... blame Porta-Lolman for not fixing all the glitches! - Springs have not been replaced with any memes, but Fizzpop and Lost Souls have... Seriously? - THE SOUNDEFFECTS ARE SO LOUD, OW MY EARS! - That's not how the Roblox Diva Face Memes work at all, did you even research the meme? - The same DIVA Music Track when you collect DIVA POWER and defeat a boss... - So much copyrighted mateiral in this game, you really gotta hope your game dosn't get removed - The story makes no sense at all, even for a brain-rot parody. - Jade's Angry Face is genuinely horrifying! - Jade first speaks in memes, but later speaks normally, great consistently! - How does everyone know Jade wants to give them all a brainrot? - Everyone regardless of gender uses the same "ew" sound, there are are atleast 100's of "ew" meme clips you could've used! - Dabing and yet you spit out 67's? Those are completely diffrent memes - People be shooting laser guns at Jade when they could've just taken her to a therapist. - Hair/Hats and Lashes are the soul of the human, body is just an extra. - The death soundtrack when you beat a boss is way to long! A speedrunners worst nightmare! Level 1 - Bratland? Maybe you could've come up with something more creative? - The sky is literally just a green background with some text, it ain't BRAT enough! - Realistcally, Light Rid should be the one brain-rotted, not Jade. - Light Kid is the only character to scream they should've been the "Final Girl DIVA", originally all others would've too, but CTCG got too lazy. - Light Kid does realise that he'd be the "Final Boy DIVO", not the "Final Girl DIVA" - I'm pretty sure, Light Kid, that's a hat, not a wig. Level 2 - Beach background but normal rode, yeah seems like less effort was put in! - This levels only relation to the meme is a generic scratch background, where is the pee? - In Universe, Jade played a Mr Beast Game but was rejected for being "too cringe". Which is highly inaccurate! - Why does Mr Beast know about Jade taking off Professor Hog's wig and lashes so much? - No animation of losing wigs, which is so sad... - April reaction is still unrealstic, why is she fine with a random kid breaking into her house and screaming out "We like Fortnite"? - April apparently heard "wigs" being ripped off people's head outside, but not lashes aparently? - April, I'm pretty sure most kids don't act like that these days. How many kids do you see that act like Jade? Level 3 - Why is there a random purple girl in the background? - Jade, you're a hypocrite, you're not even dressed up to theme either, no, the pink hair doesn't count. - Tashi thinks removing the iPad will fix Jade, but I think it's too late for that! - IT'S YOUR, NOT YOU'RE! - It should acutally be "It ain't deep sister" cause Tashi is a girl. - Tashi wig went yeet - Oh great, Jade and Polly turns out to be a toxic DTI player, this is unforgivable! - Wait, so why does Dr. White have AI Videomakers if he's against it? Level 4 - Rebecca Black Jumpsacre! - Why is her face and music video plastered all over the whole screen? That's kinda weird. - Like the Level 1, you couldn't think of anything more creative? Like, maybe a couple of houses from the music video would be better? - Why is the music so distorted? Level 5 - The level song is way too short; you can hear it restart if you don't skip Felix's dialogue. - You only recoloured the first level, but otherwise, the platforms are mostly unchanged. - There is now an invisible platform thanks to CTG accidently deleting the floor. - There are like 5-ish backgrounds used. Why couldn't you use more? - Jade literally randomly blirts out 67 just cause? - Who is Felix talking about with Jade removing wigs and lashes of someone? Also, that implies that Jade has a history of removing Wigs and lashes way before this game started. - You didn't even change Felix's death sound, maybe putting an "uwu" sound effect would've fitted.
Level 6 - Half the level is unedited, again, so creative! - Stage randomly turns into a screenshot as soon as you reach the miniboss. - You didn't even crop the screenshot correctly! - Why dose Heat say "Not when I'm alive" with a smile? - Heat does no damage to Jade, yes, he didn’t do any damage to Trollgesome in the original either. But come on! This was an easy fix, you can’t continue to blame Porta-Lolman for that! Level 7 - Frisk randomly appears out of nowhere. - “White Laboratories Bad Apples” is such a great laboratory name! - You get a surprised Troll Lovel without warning, no, the japanese text doesn't count at all. - The stage is literally just a white and black background! - Bill White is just completely wrong. The DIVA memes rarely involve wig-stealing. That's a completely seperate meme. - You know, Bill White brings a weird detail: If Jade gains power after stealing people's wigs and lashes, why is Jade chasing after someone with literally no hair or lashes to begin with? Level 8 - The music for this level has nothing to do with the level's theme. It's just pink! No Minecraft reated stuff at all. And worst of all, a ROBLOX refrence. - Okay, is their an inlore reason why his bunker is Pink? - Vetrix dressing up in BRAT Summer was not on my bingo card. - Vetrix dosn't get his own dying soundtrack cause the developer was too lazy! - All Dr. White had to say he had no wig and lashes and this would’ve ended the game, quick and simple. - Dr. White still has a blacked-out face when he tells you about the Ai-videomakers. But his face should be a roblox womans face. - Dr. White turning into Charli XCX was also not on my card. - Wait, does this imply that Dr. White dressed Vetrix in BRAT Summer. - Why out of all songs did you pick “Break The Rules”, Charli XCX admitted several times she loathed this song! - Polly, I hate to break it to you, but people have been uploading AI memes way before you have done so. - DIVA POWER memes have literally nothing to do with AI, what is Polly talking about? - Polly’s “Fart Counter” dialogue is broken, she should always comment on how many times you farted, but it’s broken so it’s skipped unless your fart score was zero. Credits - This music video has no relation to the actual meme song used… Not even dolphines - You forgot to hide the fart counter! - Uhh… I think whoever wrote the credits also ended up losing their wig and lashes as well - CyanTheClassicGirl, stop being so self-centered. You wouldn’t have made this game without Porta-Lolman, let alone bAdba-_-82814, Trollsomeisback and whoever made the original platformer script - AHHH REBECCA BLACK JUMPSCARE - Vetrix is coloured incorrectly, it’s almost like Vetrix dressing up as Brat Summer was a last minute decision - The credits credits the wrong song, it says “365 - Apple” which is a double whammy. Because 365 is not a song made by an artist called ‘Apple’ but Charli XCX, but that song got replaced anyways with “Break the Rules” - “No Diva Power for you” would’ve been memorable if you had ONLY HAD BEEN SPELLED "4 U" INSTEAD! - Wait, Phill still has his wig on… shouldn’t his wig be removed? - Why does Beyoncé randomly appear in Jade’s house? And why is she holding a clipboard, the description never stated Jade never was hired as a soldier unlike in the original Trollgesome version. - Beyoncé is way to tall for that door - Oh so it’s confirmed Charli XCX took Vertix hostage and turned him into a BRAT fan, but why though? - If we are assuming it takes place in Dr. Whites bunker, why is the background green? - Same issue with Phill, why does Rai still have his wig, shouldn’t he have been removed? - YOU COULD’VE DONE A T-POSE REFERENCE AND YOU MESSED IT UP WITH DABBING!!!! - The only lyrics that make sense with the illustrations is “I’ve been hearing sympathies” but all others are extremely loose at best. - There are no pennies to smell, Polly what are you talking about - What is Polly's demon design suppost to look like, you can't make up your mind - Sometimes, Polly's hair or lashes arn't removed Sometimes Polly’s hair and lashes aren't removed… - “Opperation: Public Dabing” and it’s just lyrics to the song. Seems like someone vandalised the records….? - Again, is Jade a soldier or not? Cause we are getting contradictory information - Girly Bunker isn’t even the correct background… - Huh? So Dr. White isn’t Charli XCX..? THEN WHO IS THE ONE THAT TOOK VETRIX HOSTAGE - Vetrix doesn't have the word “Brat” on his device Post-Credits - Jade, I’d be more concerned that I’m in a white void - Again, Polly you don’t smell pennies!
