Chapter 7 - Family Chaos

Instructions

Family Chaos (Background Chapter) [1783] Spain “Congratulations on kicking out the British!" USA “Thank you” France *Hugs him* USA “MAMAN! Stoooooppppppp” France “Non. I will hug my son cause he kicked out the stupid british” Russian empire “....Congrates” Austrian Empire “That was awesome! I love humiliating the british!! Anyway bye!” *France, Russia and Austria leave* USA “Hey Spain” Spanish empire “What?” USA “Your next >:3” Spanish empire “wait what-” USA *Leaves* Spanish empire “...” [1812] British empire “13, Is that you?” America “Thats right, its me, your SON” America “And it’s ‘America’ now, Father” British Empire “No. Its not.” British empire “T-h-i-r-t-e-e-n C-o-l-o-n-i-e-s.” British empire “I named you” America “YOU RUINED MY LIFE!” British empire “You abandoned me! How could I have ruined your life?” [1837] BNA “Dad, can I go outside?” British empire “No” BNA “Can I play inside?” British empire “No” BNA “Can I have something to eat?” British empire “No” BNA “....can I read?” British empire “No” BNA “Can I do ANYTHING?” British empire “Yes. Take care of your siblings” BNA “I don’t WANNA take care of New South Whales and New Zealand! They don’t know how to fight properly!” British empire “And you do? You merely know how to jab someone with an sword. Thats not fighting. Now, go take care of them.” BNA “Bu-” British empire “BNA NOW!” BNA “...No. No. No!!!!” British empire “What?” BNA “I don’t wanna take care of my siblings! I’m going to rebel like 13 did!” British empire “DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT RAT!” BNA “He’s not a rat! He’s my brother!” British empire “Hmm, How about I give you a cookie and only make you babysit for them 3 days a week?” BNA “Ok! I’m not rebelling anymore!” [1846] Mexico "Alta California, I am done waiting. Pay your taxes now” Cali “Well… My name is ✨California Jones✨” Mexico “Excuse me?” Cali “My brother is ✨Texas Jones✨” Mexico “What….” Cali “Uh huh. He told me everything” Mexico “I’m doomed” [1932] Commander “Sir, the Emus struck again” Aussie “Thats it! I am DONE with these stupid Emus! They keep attacking our farms! Gather the farmers.” *After they gathered* Farmer 1 “Sir why are we here?” Aussie “I have decided to go to war with the Emu’s” Farmer 2 “Wait what?” Farmer 3 “Finally! Its time to give those birds the treatment they deserve!” Aussie “Fellow Australians! We are at war! Down with the Emu’s!” Farmer 1 "We will beat them so hard!” *One month later* Aussie “HOW DID WE LOSE!?!?!” [2003] Aussie “I remember when I went to war with Emus” UK “And You lost. Why did you go to war with animals?” USA “I once went to war with with American Bison and wolves, I won both times :3” UK “Wait what?” Canada “China went to war with Pigeons and lost” UK “....What about you?” Canada “I use wolf paratroopers >:3” UK “...You’re all insane” [2020] *USA cooking dinner* Idaho “Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad” USA “What?” Idaho “Can I get an Emu?” USA “What?” Idaho “Can I get an Emu?” USA “No…?” Idaho “Aww” *Idaho runs up to his room and grab his phone and Calls Aussie* Idaho “Hi Uncle Aussie!” Aussie *On Phone* “Hey Idaho! Whatcha need?” Idaho “Can I get an Emu?” Aussie *On Phone* “....Did USA say it’s ok?” Idaho “YES!” Aussie *On Phone* “Sure..I guess?” Idaho “Thanks Uncle Aussie! Bye!” *Hangs up* [1915] Canada “Stop Dad! I don’t need help!” British Empire “I am your father” ‘I am your father’ British Empire “You listen to me” ‘You listen to me’ British Empire “Who told you, that you could speak?” Canada “....” British Empire “I am you father and you listen to me” British Empire “Cause I am your father, and You WILL listen to me”