I'm John Five Fingers, but you can call me John Five Fingers. It's not John FFIMA, It's just John Five Fingers. I know I have 4 fingers but John Four Fingers sounds silly. So because I'm so cool and everything, I know you're DYING to hear some facts about me so I'll tell you some!! (Wiki writers TAKE NOTES). Yea it's true, I don't like doing the dirty work myself but it's funny to watch. I used to do it myself buuuuuuut I dunno I found it boring. I don't really know what I expected a little Nano to do against a giant evil spike... Anyways I rule over a realm I created myself- a replica of a house I saw on Property Brothers. I bring people into my realm to torture that little Scratch Cat and I watch because it's Lowkey funny. I don't really social media- Scratch is probably the only play you'll find me. My tail is short because when I was cooking burgers I dropped an entire steak knife onto my tail. Don't ask.
