It may not be the best, but hey! I got nothin to lose!
"judging by your lemonade stain on your suit, and the 75c I found on the floor. you where in cafeteria by the time of the murder. But why leave 75c hmm? unless something changed when you were there. You were there for pizza, but where to broke to buy any. So that and the effect of gravity that has on your mind, multiplied by the amount that mustard drips per second. YOU'VE BEEN HIDING STOLEN GEMS FROM THE SHIP, IN THE TRASH!!!" "I've seen many terrifying things in my life before, this one takes the cake." L2
