☆ I have a very big and normal, goated family ❤️ here’s the list. They’re all gingers in denial. ── [✦] @Hannissa is my second aunt’s cousin’s grandfather’s grandmother’s dog’s dog walker’s sister as well as the smartest family member that everyone got their success from. ── [✧] @wqtertheroses, @WhiskersTheFox7, @OmniBookObsessed, @Arowait, @x_Clementine_x, @Jade_plays_slither and @Ash134566 are my children. ── [✦] @SparklingPuppy61 is my dearest, long lost leprechaun cousin, and @Peachisamazing is the lesbian cousin who pops in once a week. ── [✧] @NoEmmy, @randomboringaccount, @maybe_ren, @kes0o, @azu_rite, @charmeI and @Coco_Cocoa are my very goated siblings. (@kes0o is the youngest) ── [✦] @thelxianlxmas42 is my dear grandchild. ── [✧] @pinivu is my very cool and wise grandmother. ── [✦] is my dearest mother. ── [✧] is the demon under ’s bed. ── [✧] is my one and only father. ── [✦] is my first father apparently. I lied about being my one and only father. ── [✧] is my neglected cousin who I have only seen once at a thanksgiving dinner in 1984. ── [✦] is the one who stalks the home. ── [✧] is my platonic partner. ── [✦] is my mother, niece, aunt, great aunt, granddaughter, daughter, and sister. ── [✧] is my great great great grandparent's childhood friend's dog. ── [✦] is the bald rat that pays me rent. ── [✧] is the person who claimed to be a family member but never says how he’s related, and also shows up to all the family gatherings. ── [✦] is the gay furry child that draws cats and dragons all day. ── [✧] is the random dude who showed up and fixed my fridge once but then opened a portal in it and now live in there in the walls. ── [✦] is the friend who is practically a family member at this point. ☆ I definitely forgot some people or got some stuff wrong, let me know if you’d like to be added to the family or if I got anything wrong/forgot anyone.
