"Three Step Solution" lyrics: TAKE A LOOK AROUND YOU AND CASSEY, YOU’LL SEE THAT THE WORLD IS CHANGING TO PUT YOU ON THE FRONT LINES AND TAKE AWAY MY PRECIOUS TIME Yeah, no thanks! Cassey, please... YOU CAN’T TRY TO STOP IT AND CASSEY, YOU’LL SEE IF YOU TRY SOME TRAINING THAT SCHOOL CAN BE A CRUISE JUST TO LEARN CRAP I’LL NEVER HAVE TO USE? Really, no thanks. FOR FOUR STRAIGHT YEARS I’VE FILLED MY EARS WITH USELESS DRONING INFORMATION I TRIED MY BEST ON EVERY TEST But the sun was too bright, I just couldn't focus This kid sitting next to me chewing her gum I just couldn't focus, I swear! I’VE HEARD THIS ALL BEFORE AND CASSEY, YOU SEE THAT IT’S NOT CONVINCING BUT TO GET YOU MOVIN’ I’VE GOT A THREE STEP SOLUTION And here's how it goes! Eyes front! Back straight! MIND OPEN! EYES FRONT, BACK STRAIGHT, MIND OPEN! EYES FRONT, BACK STRAIGHT, MIND OPEN! IT’S A THREE STEP SOLUTION! Now, professional, big-wig scientists aren’t gonna tell you this ‘cuz, well, it’s too easy! They’re gonna say some mumbo jumbo about your neural pathways strengthening and ridiculous yadda yadda like that! But what you’ve really gotta focus on is your posture! …Posture? That's right! It’s been proven that if you just hoist your spine bones up in the right direction, it opens up the brain! Making it susceptible to accepting and retaining all that information-rich... uh... information! Proven by who? Me! I’VE HAD MANY STUDENTS ENDLESSLY STRUGGLING, JUST LIKE YOU ARE AND EVERY TIME, THE SAME THEIR SLOUCHING BODIES TO BLAME (WERE TO BLAME!) AND THANKS TO THIS MANTRA THEIR GPA SHOT UP AND I’LL BET THIS THREE STEP SOLUTION WILL HELP YA YOU EXPECT ME TO EXPECT THAT SITTING STRAIGHT DIRECTLY AFFECTS MY WILL TO LEARN? YEAH RIGHT! That's right! Now... A COUPLE YEARS AGO ESTHER CALLAHAN WAS FALLING BELOW BUT JUST LIKE THAT, WITH A CRACK OF HER BACK SHE CLIMBED UP THE RANKS TO THE TOP OF HER CLASS SEE IT'S NOT PREPOSTEROUS It's just pre-posture-ous! Ha ha ha! That's terrible. Well, don't forget! EYES FRONT, BACK STRAIGHT, MIND OPEN! EYES FRONT, BACK STRAIGHT, MIND OPEN! EYES FRONT, BACK STRAIGHT, MIND OPEN! IT’S A THREE STEP SOLUTION! --------------------------------------- "Somebody Somewhere" lyrics: I’M NOT SAYING THIS CAUSE I’M SITTING HERE WITH NO ONE ELSE BUT NOW IT FEELS LIKE, AND IT SEEMS SO CLEAR THAT I’M BY MYSELF BAD ADVICE FROM ONE TO ANOTHER AND I CAN’T GO ON LISTENING WHEN NOBODY REALLY CARES AND I FEEL SO WRONG I NEED SOMEONE, SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE WHO KNOWS WHAT IT’S LIKE HAVING SMARTS WITHOUT BEING HEARTLESS TO GIVE ME ADVICE NOT ABOUT POSTURE OR BEING POPULAR STAYING ON MY SIDE BUT THAT’S A PERSON I’M PRETTY SURE ISN’T REAL …OR ALIVE ALL OF A SUDDEN, I’VE GOT A STRANGE IDEA MAYBE CRAZY, IT’S AT LEAST AN IDEA I NEED SOMEONE, SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE WHO KNOWS WHAT IT’S LIKE HAVING SMARTS WITHOUT BEING HEARTLESS TO GIVE ME ADVICE NOT ABOUT POSTURE OR BEING POPULAR STAYING ON MY SIDE I NEED SOMEONE, SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE I CAN BRING BACK TO LIFE I’VE SEEN IT IN MOVIES ALL I CAN DO IS TRY AT LEAST I CAUGHT THE LAST 10 MINUTES OF FRANKENSTEIN I’M ON THE BRINK I NEED TO THINK FOR THE LAST TIME I NEED THE PERFECT TUTOR TO SEE A FUTURE, ETHICS ASIDE I NEED SOMEONE, SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE WHO KNOWS WHAT IT’S LIKE I NEED SOMEONE, SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE WHO KNOWS WHAT IT’S LIKE I CAN BRING BACK TO LIFE I CAN BRING BACK TO... LIFE
here's two songs from my original musical, "Basics In Re-Animation!" you can watch the full thing here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzZE4w1aLU0 all written by me, Mal Taylor, made in Logic Pro X with vocals from Aiden Kim & Kaia Terwilliger!
