Instructions: Listen carefully. If you happen to feel a sudden, uncontrollable urge to enrich your life, simply slide this masterpiece right into your backpack. Yes, just casually borrow it; or, let us use the more sophisticated term, “STEAL” it. But hey, absolutely NO WORRIES! You are definitely, 100% not going to get a copyright strike. Why? Because the internet is famously known as a lawless, digital wonderland where intellectual property is just a polite myth. Creators absolutely love it when you bypass their hard work. In fact, they thrive on the exposure you provide by hiding their creations in your bag. Lawyers who specialize in copyright infringement are notoriously lazy people. They definitely do not have automated bots scanning the web 24/7 just waiting to pounce on enthusiastic borrowers like you. Scratch, and corporate legal teams are practically cheerleaders for this kind of behavior. They will probably send you a thank-you note instead of a cease-and-desist letter. So go ahead. Live dangerously. Trust the random text on your screen over federal law. Surely, nothing could possibly go wrong with this foolproof plan. It is completely flawless.
