Welcome to the Amazing Digital Circus! My name is Caine! I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, mind-bending paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon! Isn't that right, Bubble? That's right, Caine! I can't wait to see what you've got cooking up for today! Well, let's not waste any time, let's get right into the song! Hi there, you're the latest jester! Added to our beta testers! Wipe that silly frown away cuz there's no need to be depressed here! Floating eyes and smiling teeth! Ringmaster of insanity! Please don't RAG AT THE fact that this place hiJACKS your humanity! This new home feels like a prison! Even though he says it isn't! I don't know what to believe in! Gonna make me crazy! Why is this happening? And what am I doing here? And how am I ever gonna get out of this f(#$@*)ing place?! Wait, what the hell was that?! I can't take this anymore, my god! This whole wacky world just makes me wanna f(#$@*)ing SCREAM! Come with me, there's lots to teach ya! The GANG'LL just love to meet ya! Let's go on some goofy ahh adventures I made just for you, so eat this goop, it's green and slimey! Look at that, we're teeny-tiny! Let's surf pipes of different types inside a desktop from the 90's! When our purpose starts to fade, we feel our minds decay, our memories become so distant. Soon, we all will be erased, abstracted, and displaced, can't comprehend our own existence. Stranded for eternity, stuck eating food that's 3D. We can't be trapped here, can we?! Sorry to burst your bubble, but you will be! Why is this happening? And what am I doing here? And how am I ever gonna get out of this f(#$@*)ing place?! Wait, what the hell was that?! I can't take this anymore, my god! This whole wacky world just makes me wanna f(#$@*)ing SCREAM! idk what they say after cuz they speak at the same time.
