What is ROSE? ROSE is your child's best friend! With the brand new U13 processor and advanced AI capabilities, ROSE is able to be a buddy, parent, servant, and more! ROSE has a camera, microphone, and speaker to be able to see, hear, and talk to your kid! ROSE's antenna allows it to connect to the internet (or cellular service if you insert a sim card) and respond to your child's commands through it's corresponding remote control, so your child never has to move a muscle! The OLED HD touchscreen on ROSE can show near infinite facial expressions, along with any standard website to provide your kid unlimited entertainment! ROSE even has a disk slot into which disks containing data may be inserted! Even without disks, ROSE can access a variety of apps on its app store, including utilities, games, and other entertainment! Rose is rechargeable using the USB-C charging port on its back! Buy a Rose for $399, this week only! And remember - Every child needs a ROSE, and every ROSE needs a child!
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