What is JADE? JADE is your child's bodyguard! With the U12 processor and some (reduced) AI capabilities, JADE is able to be an amazing protector of your children and more! JADE has a camera, microphone, and speaker to be able to see, hear, and talk to your kid and intruders! JADE's antenna allows it to connect to the internet (or cellular service if you insert a sim card) and respond to your child's commands through it's corresponding remote control, so your child has near instant protection! You can buy a JADE for only $350! And remember - Every child needs a JADE, and every JADE needs a child!
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