*ahem* Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you an abomination: my first true single! I am so sorry. Credits: Producer: kanvis. Vocals: Lin-Manuel Miranda Guest Appearances: Barack Obama, Shock Sample Clearances: - "My Confession" by Team Salvato, from DDLC - "Rose Garden Freestyle feat. Lin-Manuel Miranda" from the YouTube Channel "The Obama White House" - "Silent E" with Lin-Manuel Miranda featuring Shock, from The Electric Company (2009) Lyrics: [Intro] Obama: This is some serious business right here. [Laughter] Lin: Are we in the Rose Garden right now? Obama: We are; this is the Rose Garden right here. It must be a little nerve wracking, I hope I don't drop these cards. You ready? Are we getting a cue? Male Speaker: All set. Obama: Alright; drop the beat. [Verse 1] He's throwing up some words, I'm getting to say some free-styling that you never heard: "Constitution", the "POTUS", I'm freestyling - you know this! "Obamacare" - okay, I'm looking up because it was hopeless before - You enacted that system, "the Federalist Papers"; Hamilton wrote the other 51 and greater! And "Sunny and Bo" his canine, it's insane, asinine, Oh my gosh, I'm freestyling down the line! "NASA", I wanna see if we could get over to Mars And wrap more bars; I spit bars and leave a "carbon Footprint" upon it and lower my emissions, And this is Lin-Man freestyling in the "Congress"; this is transmissions! I'm hoping Congress works to our agenda. "Innovation's" important; you really gotta center Yourself: create something! - We need a new Justice for the "Supreme Court"! In short, oh my gosh, this is my book report! And "immigrants", we get the job done; this is so fun! POTUS is holding up the signs - I'm not done! It's the "Oval Office", oh my gosh, I can't believe I'm there! It's so much more intimidating than if it was square! [Verse 2] I didn't NOTICE when he CAME: I cannot accept any praise or BLAME. I was HOME pushing my MOP like a DOPE, Next thing you know, and I started to MOPE. Not the end of my ROPE; I was hopping mad, but he turned my HOP into HOPE. And then he MADE his ESCAPE, But not before he turned my CAP into a CAPE. And now I look totally INSANE, I had a PLAN to catch him, but man, he turned my PLAN into a PLANE- RAAGH! "Opportunity" knocks, and I can't stop, I'm with the president and his pops, and yo, the mic drops! [Outro] Obama: How good is that? That's- You think that's going viral? That's going viral! Male Speaker: Yes sir. Lin: I did not see those words prior.