Mars: Types with perfect grammar; occasionally uses ':)'. Somehow decodes everybody else's nonsense Venus: Has not turned off full caps ever, cannot spell to save his life (probably dyslexic), SPAMS exclamation marks Earth: Types like he gets charged per character (he shortens EVERYTHING), barely texts unless to ragebait Venus Mercury: Types in all lowercase and spams sparkle and heart emojis (idk I just feel like he would)
