(warning: long) Before I begin with my rant, I would like to give some exposition, or whatever it’s called. My school began ESPAC testing, so the kid-hating district had decided to give us the wonkiest schedule of all time, being that some classes were half an hour long, and others were 85 MINUTES. You can see why this sucked. The current student council, or whoever made the decision, wanted to reward us for our “hard work” with another dance, and it was 80s themed. I was excited for it, as the 80s were the best time for music, (you cannot change my mind, we had some hood classics and micheal jackson back then) so i bought a ticket. Cut to the day of the dance, and I was still excited. It was also the day that the Unknowledgement remake was meant to come out, but yeah you already know about the May 15th stuff. Now to what the dance ACTUALLY was. My biggest complaint was that the dance WAS NOT 80'S AT ALL. All there was was some 80's themed decorating and the occasional twister, but they hardly did ANYTHING to the gym. The music was my other reason as to my complaint, as LEGIT 20% ACTUAL 80'S AND 101% LATE 2000’S POP MUSIC. The snacks were also horrid too. It was ALMOST ALL HOT CHEETOS and NOTHING ELSE. The only reason why people were actually ENJOYING the dance, was because almost EVERYONE was the same default HOT CHEETO-LOVING GOSSIPING, FRIEND-CROWDING, IDIOT FEMALE. (and the occasional male) Hence why karaoke kinda sucked HARD, their music choices (except for mine, i sang btw) WASN’T EVEN IN THE 80’S TIME PERIOD. AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN THAT GOOD!!!!! I legit threatened the DJ that I would leave the dance (I did, but not for why I told him) if he didn’t stop playing Souija boy or whatever, and went back to the actual playlist. My mom then texted me that she was outside near the end of the dance, but I left almost immediately. My apologies if this felt more like a story-time than a rant, but I REALLY needed to get this off my chest.
