If this gets 10 likes I'll make a part two :3 Broken pencils are pointless. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An in-vest-igator. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye deer. Q: Why was the frog late to work? A: His car got toad. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An impasta. Q: Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot. Q: What do you call a security guard working at Samsung? A: The Guardian of the Galaxy.
