NOTE: THIS CONTENT IS SATIRE. WHILE I DON'T CONDONE AI, A FEW AI BROS ARE JUST TELLING ME TO SEEK HELP, SO I MUST PUT ON THIS DISCLAIMER. ALSO PLEASE DON'T HURT ANYBODY JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION FROM YOU. Credit to Wikipedia for the slide whistle image (if you click) Credit to @Bobbledoll9 for her slide whistle music