Possibly unnecessary trigger warning: joking about possession Controls are at the bottom. Feeling strange lately? I may be secretly possessing you unintentionally! Go through the symptom questionnaire to see if I have taken residence in your mind! Remember, you can always banish me with trap beats and autotune, or some good old-fashioned Costco-brand mushroom cap hors d’ouvres. NOTE: the questions are written as if you have just started feeling that way. If you always felt that way, just select it. Basically click the rat in the middle if the thing applies to you, and if it doesn’t, click the background. At the end, it will tell you how much like me you are.