Press green flag Deadpool enter's the kids house. "Oh, I'm so sorry kid. I'm late!!! (mumbling) Maybe it was the late night cookie trip detour? Or the Dunkin Donuts Pineapple Mango Refresher detour? Oh well, well here's your present, exclaims Deadpool! "Why is it wet?" Say the kid curiously and suspicously. "I knew I shouldn't have taken a to-go coffee from Starbucks! Rages Deadpool. "What?" Says the kid. "Nothing, kid just enjoy your present."Says Deadpool. "Where is Santa?!" The kid cries out (He starts to let out true tears.) "I'm a sub." Deadpool says calmly but a bit impatiently. (The kid starts bawling even more) "Welp this is my time to go. Enjoy! "I miss Santa," He bawls. "Well at least I got my present," says the kid. "YES IT"S A TOY GARBAGE TRUCK, YESSSSSS!!!" He squeals. "I forgive you, Mr. Deadpool, Says the kid dreamily. THE END!!! Does a bow
I used a reference image off of a Christmas holiday card I drew it I made up the story on the spot so I'm sorry if it's bad.