Listen up, Scratchers. Today marks a shift in the meta. As the undisputed King of Phonks, I am officially assembling the Phonk Gang right here on Scratch. We are bringing that raw Instagram Reels energy to this platform. We are the rowdy ones, the niche ones, and the ones who aren't afraid to stir the pot with skits, phonk memes, and foid-hate content. If you’re tired of the mainstream and want to be part of the elite, read on. ⚡ HOW DO I JOIN THE PHONK GANG? We don’t just let anyone in. To be considered, you need to prove you belong in the niche. You can join by: Creating a high-quality Phonk edit. Being tuff and maintaining a high-aura profile. Mogging the competition. Glazing the gang (loyalty matters). Having at least ONE project dedicated to Phonk on your profile. Simply being cool and listening to Phonk daily. THE LAWS OF THE GANG (WHAT YOU CAN'T DO) Before you try to join, you need to understand our code. Breaking these is a one-way ticket to becoming an op. GENDER POLICY: No girls allowed. However, Tomboys and Femboys are permitted. IDENTITY: If you identify as a "woman," you are out. (Note: If you were female at birth but are now trans/identify as a man, you are welcome. We just don't allow "Ewww Women" energy in the inner circle). STAY NICHE: We are here to make Scratchers feel what it’s like to be on the deep side of Reels. No mainstream fluff. PLATFORM HIERARCHY: TikTok is allowed (it’s funnier than Reels, even if I’m not blessed enough to have it yet). ABSOLUTELY NO FACEBOOK USERS. 5. NO YT SHORTS: If you bring outdated, cringe memes from YouTube Shorts into our chat, you are an immediate op. NO WHITE KNIGHTS: We don't tolerate people who spend their time defending foids. Stay focused. THE ALPHA TRIFECTA: At all times, you must stay cool, stay chill, and stay Alpha. THE STEPS TO INITIATION If you think you have what it takes to be a Sigma, follow these steps: The Offering: Bring a Phonk-related or Alpha-male project to our attention. The Investigation: We will review your profile to ensure you aren't a hidden White Knight or a dirty foid. The Verbal Test: If you pass the inspection, you will undergo a verbal test to see if your vibe checks out. Acceptance: Once you pass, you are officially part of the Phonk Gang. ? TERMINOLOGY GUIDE FOID: Girl / Female. SIGMA: A dominant organism that humbles others in its territory; the Alpha of the pack. TUFF: Cool, high-quality, or impressive. GLAZING: Overhyping or showing extreme loyalty to someone. MOGGING: Being physically or socially superior to someone else to make them look bad. OP: Opposition; an enemy of the gang. NOW: Ask any questions you have in the comments. Don’t be a white knight—be a legend. MEMBERS: 1. king of phonk (me) 2. original stickman phonk gang 3. 4. 5.
