+ Poor Unfortunate Souls + Legend of the MerClan + MerMay +

Instructions

Ashblaze: The only way to get what you want is to become a land feline yourself. Brightwater: You can do that? Ashblaze: My dear sweet kitty, thats what I do! Its what I live for. Helping unfortunate Merfolk like yourself! Poor souls with no one else to turn to.... Ashblaze: I admit that in the past ive been a nasty They weren't kidding when they called me well, a witch. But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light, and made a switch, true yes? And I fortunately know a little magic Its a talent that I always have possessed And here lately, please don't laugh I use it on behalf of the miserable, lonely and depressed *Under her breath* Pathetic.... Poor Unfortunate Souls In Pain, In Need This one wanting to be fluffier That one wants to get the She And do I help them? Yes Indeed Those Poor Unfortunate Souls So Sad, so true They come rushing to my reef Crying "Spells Ashblaze Please!" And I help them Yes I do. Now its happened once or twice Someone couldn't pay the cost And I'm afraid I had to punish em with my claws Yes I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a bliss, to those poor unfortunate souls! Ashblaze: Now here's the deal, I'll give you a piece of my magic seaweed. Eat it and It will make you a land cat for three days. Got that? Three days. Now this is important, before sunset on the third day, You must get a land feline to fall in l0ve with you, That is, they have to confess to you. A true confession. If they do confess to you before the sun sets on the third day, you'll remain a land-feline forever. If they don't? You turn back into a Mercat, and you belong to me. Ashblaze: Have we got a deal? Brightwater: If I become a land cat, I might never see my parents or siblings again.. Ashblaze: That's right! But you'll have your answers.... Life's full of tough choices isn't it? Oh! and there is one more thing, We haven't discussed the matter of payment! Brightwater: But I don't have anything- Ashblaze: I'm not asking for much, A token really, a trifle! You won't even miss it. what I want from you is.....your voice. Brightwater: But without my voice how will i- Ashblaze: You'll have your looks, your pretty face! and Don't forget the importance of body language! Ashblaze: The felines up there don't like a lot of blabber They think a cat who gossips is a bore Yes on land its much preferred For felines not to say a word And after all dear what is Idle Prattle for? They're not all too impressed with conversation True warriors avoid it if they can But they dote and sw00n and fawn On a feline whos withdrawn It is they who hold their tongue who gets a mate Come on you poor unfortunate soul! Go ahead! Make your choice! I'm a very busy seawitch and I havent got all day It won't cost much, Just your voice! You Poor Unfortunate Soul! Its Sad, But True If you want to cross a bridge my sweet You've got to pay the toll Take a gulp and take a breath And go ahead and sign the scroll Darkie, Broken, now we've got her boys! The boss is on a roll! For this Poor Unfortunate Soul!!!! and then Ashblaze the Seawitch takes Bright's voice, turns her into a land-cat, and sends her to the surface where shes found by CreekClan warriors and brought to CreekClan camp.