Natcan

Instructions

Today, the "Liberation Army of Saint Pol Pot" seized most of the remaining cities of the former Czech lands. Thanks to the nuclear fallout drifting north, the southern territories suffered primarily from chemical weapons rather than radiation. The "Nackans" (National Cannibals) are a collection of aggressive Pol Potists, Posadists, esoteric scientific Satanists, murderers, looters, and cannibals. This movement formed from people disillusioned with Christianity, Communism, and the "Old World" - individuals driven mad by the nuclear and chemical contamination, as well as starvation, who became capable of absolutely anything. A small group, led by a single warlord, managed to locate a hidden cache of old Czechoslovak army supplies containing stockpiles of chemical weapons and narcotics. With these assets, he was able to subjugate and terrorize a large portion of the wasteland. Under the influence of the massive quantities of drugs and alcohol found in the stockpile, he and his gang suffered a psychotic break. Inspired by Pol Pot and Posadas, they decided to organize the Cult of Saint Pol Pot. Officially, they claim their goal is to build a "true agrarian-socialist utopia" based on Pol Pot-s teachings, infused with elements of scientific Satanism (arguing that "Christ did not save Czechia from the war") and, naturally, cannibalism. Once the remnants of the Czech army joined their ranks, they became a genuine threat and seized control over all post-Czech territories. The Warlord decided to make a final push to capture Plzeň - the largest surviving city in the region. He dubbed this the "Second March on Phnom Penh," and upon capturing the city, he renamed it "New Phnom Penh." In the non-irradiated regions, his army forcibly relocated the surviving population, emptying every town and city except for New Phnom Penh. It was announced that the construction of a "New Society" had begun: money and trade are strictly abolished, and the country has been divided into agrarian communes of 10,000 people each. The wretched Czechs are now forced to grow rice, grain, and opium. Regarding the subject of cannibalism: as the "nation" exists in a post-nuclear wasteland, food shortages are critical, and the populace had begun looting and slaughtering one another indiscriminately. Therefore, the Great Leader, driven by pure pragmatism, established the "National Cannibalinet" - a ministry dedicated to the management and distribution of all available food sources, from standard grain to human remains, in order to sustain as much of the "important" population as possible. The elderly and the sick were the first to be repurposed to feed the more valuable segments of society. Simultaneously, a total "cleansing" of all Christian culture is underway, with crosses in churches being replaced by swastikas. Yet, no matter how horrific the National Cannibalism may be, it is still better than the absolute anarchy that came before.