Credits: Featured Artists: @hart_singing and @Iggy2014 Vocal Harmonies: kanvis. (@HorseBasin) Producer: kanvis. Sample Clearances: For the "Bridge to Avant-Gardena" (Transition): - "Long, Long, Long" by The Beatles [ending] - "Tomorrow Never Knows", the Beatles Cartoon episode [multiple elements] - The "Films Incorporated" Logo - The "Hanna-Barbera (Swirling Star)" Logo - "Failbot" from Something Went Wrong Island [drums] - "Pi" by Hard 'n Phirm [intro] - "PBS Digital Widescreen Presentation" Ident ( https://scratch.mit.edu/discuss/youtube/rqcmWdskVyA ) [multiple elements] For the actual song itself: - "Mickey" by Toni Basil [drums] - "Eat It" by 'Weird Al' Yankovic, a parody of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson [hook/riff] - "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" by Elton John, ft. Kiki Dee [instrumental] - "I Believe to My Soul", a cover by Monk Higgins, originally written by Ray Charles [instrumentation] - "Something Wicca This Way Comes", Charmed Season 1 Episode 1 [dialogue] - "I Want To Hold Your Hand", a cover by @scoobydoofannr1, originally written by The Beatles [guitar] - "Kazoo Cotton Candy" by Elise Ecklund [multiple elements] Lyrics: [Prologue] Hey, look out!- HELP! -WOAH! (aaaaaaahhhh!!!) [Intro] Turn on your blinker Nyaaaaaaaam Take a hard right I mean it (Welcome to the future) [Pre-Chorus] Hey, so now you know the game Are you ready? [Chorus] I can fix him, polish him off I can rewire his brain When he drives me home, I'll take control After that, he'll want to switch lanes [Verse 1] Sure, he’s wretched on paper Anyone weaker would’ve surely run But he’s funny, and he calls me honey And a little challenge is always fun Yeah he pours gasoline Over my body, cause he’s a psychopath But at least he’s touching me more Than people before, two negatives, its just math [Pre-Chorus] Jesus, I need all the miracles you got (The power of three will set us free The power of three will set us free The power of three will set us free The power- the power- the power of three) [Chorus] I can fix him, polish him off I can rewire his brain When he drives me home, I'll take control After that, he'll want to switch lanes [Verse 2] He says my name, purple rain, ricochets on the window pane, And he’s drenched, what a mess, oh my days Barbecue in my room where I bleach his country roots And drown his reds in a vat of champagne Na-na-nana-na-nana-na-nana-na Yes, I know I sound insane Na-na-nana-na-nana-na-nana-na Love makes me get this way [Pre-Chorus] Jesus, I need all the miracles you got (The power of three will set us free The power of three will set us free The power of three will set us free The power- the power- the power of three) [Chorus] I can fix him, polish him off I can rewire his brain When he drives me home, I'll take control After that, he'll want to switch lanes [Bridge] Oh, I'm blue that you flew Far away in a mystical land Oh yeah, woo! Yeah, new! Well, I am your new best friend He’s got a good heart I promise you he's not that bad He just can't understand how to love me yet So I'm wringing it through his head (I don't wanna see me like this) [Chorus] I can fix him, polish him off I can rewire his brain When he drives me home, I'll take control After that, he'll want to switch lanes [Outro] Lanes, lanes After that, he'll want to switch lanes Lanes, lanes After that, he'll want to switch lanes Lanes, lanes After that, he'll want to switch lanes Lanes, lanes After that, he'll want to switch Lanes Trivia: - This song took the third longest to make so far, with a creation span of 1 month, from February to March 20, 2026. - I'm very proud of the transition here, it's the first song from this album that uses the reverb and auto-pan effects. - This is actually the first released Oil Pastel song to have reversed elements. Originally, there was going to be a reversed sample from the Beat Bugs's cover of "Tomorrow Never Knows" to be put in "Calm Ones Stick Around", but were removed out of fear (who provided the singing for the aforementioned song) may not like its inclusion. - As of now, this is my favorite Oil Pastel song. - I was joking that the song's title would be "Ears Only" when gave me his vocals, because his project's title was "For 's Ears Only" - The reversed lyrics were actually "Baby you’re mine, mine". I reversed this line as a homage to The Beatles's "Rain".